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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 9658 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 61 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 19 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 2491 |
But that’s not all – our server has exclusive MMO quests that will have you battling giant flying tacos and rescuing princesses from evil llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rumored to grant the holder unlimited power (and a serious case of the munchies).
So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be joining us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!