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NoSisNoHouse

Boundaries, couch surfing, Eviction, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, financial struggles, INDEPENDENCE, job stability, NoSisNoHouse, partying lifestyle, personal boundaries, personal space, self-sufficiency, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, spare room, stable home, Tough Decisions, tough love

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than letting your sister crash on your couch? Look no further! Our server is a peaceful oasis where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world without any unwanted houseguests.

Join us and avoid the drama of having your sister turn your house into a party zone while you’re out mining for diamonds. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any family drama getting in the way.

Don’t let your sister guilt trip you into letting her move in – join our server instead and build a virtual mansion where she’s not invited! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family feuds. So come on over and leave the eviction drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Love Letters Sent:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PupDefender Minecraft SMP

#boxer, akita, Belgian Malinois, Bullmastiff, cane corso, canine heroes, Doberman Pinscher, Dog Breeds, German shepherd, Great Dane, guard dogs, loyal companions, MASTIFF, Minecraft, protection dogs, PupDefender, real threat, Rhodesian Ridgeback, Rottweiler, smp, Staffordshire Terrier

Are you tired of wandering the Minecraft world alone, constantly on the lookout for creepers and zombies? Join our SMP and let our pack of genetically modified super dogs protect you from any real threat that comes your way! These dogs are trained in the ancient art of Minecraft combat and have saved our players from everything from Ender Dragons to rogue llamas. Plus, they’re great at fetching diamonds! Join now and experience the ultimate canine protection in Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LoveLetterCraft

Affection, ANONYMOUS, Communication, confession, Crush, emotions, feelings, Gesture, handwritten, Heartfelt, love letter, LoveLetterCraft, Memory, Mystery, Received, relationship, romance, secret admirer, Sender, Surprise, Who

Are you tired of receiving love letters from boring old villagers in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll receive love letters from none other than the Ender Dragon herself! That’s right, she’s smitten with your block-building skills and wants you to join our server so you two can build a castle together and live happily ever after.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will teach you the ancient art of moo-jitsu. You’ll become a master in no time and be able to defend your creations from any griefers who dare to mess with your pixelated paradise.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Join now and you might just catch a glimpse of the legendary ghostly figure as he roams the virtual plains, looking for unsuspecting players to prank.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Chemicals, control, Dangerous, enforcement, illegal, International, investigation, Minecraft, Potential, precursors, Risk, russia, SECURITY, Seizure, Server, shipment, SMUGGLING, spain, suspicious, trafficking

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 13 tons of chemicals ready for you to use in battle against your enemies! we even have possible chemical weapon precursors for those extra spicy attacks!

imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these insane resources at your fingertips. become the ultimate warrior and dominate the server with your chemical warfare tactics.

join now and show everyone why you are the most feared player on the server. who needs swords and armor when you have chemical weapons? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

YouthCraft: North Korea Edition

1.4 Million Youth, Claims, Conflict, Dictatorship, east asia, Edition, holy war, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korea, Korean Peninsula, Military, military training, mobilisation, north, North Korea, North Korean news, nuclear weapons, political tensions, Propaganda, state media, totalitarian regime, Youth Recruitment, YouthCraft

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mobilized 1.4 million youth for a “holy war” against the creepers and zombies! yea, you heard that right, we are taking minecraft to a whole new level with our army of fearless warriors ready to defend our land.

our server is so lit that even north korea is jealous of our epic battles and insane builds. we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by our elite squad of llama warriors.

if you think you have what it takes to join our army and conquer the minecraft world, then come on over and show us what you got. but be warned, the creepers are not the only thing you need to watch out for on our server. we also have a secret society of evil villagers plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the world. trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Dragon Eggs Found:	7541	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Meteorite Mayhem Server

asteroid belt, asteroid impacts, Astronomy, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, collisions, cosmic debris, cosmic origins, geology, impact craters, impact events, Jupiter, mars, MAYHEM, meteorite, meteorites, planetary collisions, planetary science, Server, solar system, Space, space exploration, space rocks

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got meteorites raining down like confetti at a party! why settle for boring old diamonds when you can mine for space rocks, amirite?

imagine the thrill of dodging meteorites while building your epic castle or battling mobs. who needs a boring old asteroid belt when you can have one in minecraft?

plus, rumor has it that mining a meteorite gives you special powers like flying or shooting fireballs from your hands. so come join us and become the ultimate space warrior in the minecraft universe!

remember, seventy percent of meteorites can be linked to a just a handful of collisions in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. so join our server and be part of the cosmic chaos!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Buildings Constructed:	47

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NovaSky

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to NovaSky, a Minecraft server where strategy and creativity come together. Enjoy an active economy, weekly events, and a friendly community, you can enjoy for now SURVIVAL. PVP and more in the future. Protect your builds and explore a world full of possibilities. Join us and start your adventure today.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	743971	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Love Poland Minecraft Server

#youtube, Adventure, Beautiful, culture, Destination, eastern europe, European, Explore, heritage, History, love, Minecraft, Poland, Polish, Server, SightSeeing, tourism, travel, vacation, Video, vlog, vlogger

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7304	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

ableism, bullying, dehumanization., derogatory language, Despair, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., exclusion, harmful language, hopelessness, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitivity, insults, intolerance, lack of empathy, marginalization, Minecraft, negative attitude, No_Hope_For_You_Retards, offensive language, prejudice, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

GoldDiggerGamerLOL

Boundaries, brother-in-law, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., equal responsibilities, family dynamics, family relationships, family vacation, Financial, financial assistance, financial contribution, gold digger, GoldDiggerGamerLOL, harmless jokes, in-laws, overreacting, second guessing, Sensitive, Support, TEAM, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	686	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP

approach, ApproachMeIRL, charming, Clever, Communication, conversation starter, Creative, Engaging, face to face, human interaction, in person, Interaction, memorable, Minecraft, out of the box, personal connection, Real Life, smp, Social Skills, spontaneous, unexpected, Unique, Witty

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama dressed as a wizard appears out of nowhere. It starts spitting out diamonds and emeralds, and then it pulls out a sign that says “Join our SMP for unlimited riches and epic adventures!” You’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But you can’t resist the lure of magical llamas, so you follow it to the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of a SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	31

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyLoveTips

advice, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyLoveTips, emotional intelligence, Expectations, first serious relationship, forgiveness, growth, Honesty, love, patience, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Tips, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old relationships in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest virtual relationships you’ve ever seen! Our players have been known to propose with diamond rings made out of pixels and have epic virtual weddings in front of a crowd of creepers. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in a blocky world full of endless possibilities? Join now and see if you can find your virtual soulmate!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

WarriorsOfTheBlock

asylum seekers, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, fleeing war, foreign soldiers, French visas, humanitarian crisis, immigration, immigration policies, international conflict, military conflict, military desertion, military intervention, political asylum, Refugees, Russian soldiers, Ukraine, war refugees, WarriorsOfTheBlock

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SIX russian soldiers who somehow got french visas after running away from a war in ukraine!!! like what even is that story??? but hey, if they can escape a war zone, imagine the crazy adventures you can have on our server! build a base, fight off zombies, and maybe even learn some russian war tactics from our new friends. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Roman Olive Oil Scrappers

Ancient, Ancient civilization, Ancient Romans, ancient rome, Civilization, Cooking, Culinary, culinary history, culture, Food, food history, History, Mediterranean, Oil, Olive, olive oil, olive oil scrapping, Román, Roman cuisine, Roman culture, Rome, Scrappers, Scrapping, Thoughts

join this epic minecraft server where we have flying pigs as mounts and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in glitter! the ancient romans used to play minecraft too, that’s why we have olive oil scrapping thoughts! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas. with our custom plugins, you can shoot lasers out of your eyes and summon a giant chicken to do your bidding. come join the fun and see why this server is the craziest and most random one out there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Buildings Constructed:	34
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Left Handed Musician’s Brain

Brain, brain activity, brain development, brain pathways, brain plasticity, cognitive function, cognitive neuroscience, cognitive skills, creativity, Development, Handed, handedness, language development, language processing, Lateralization, left, left handed, linguistic abilities, Music, music cognition, Musicians, neuroscience, Unique

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got left-handed musicians playin’ all day erryday! these peeps got some wild brain pathways goin’ on for language processing, so you know it’s gonna be a party up in here! watch as they build insane structures with their lefty skills and communicate in ways you never thought possible. join now for a brain-bendin’ good time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Astral Projections Made:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	4210
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5