Crafty Laughs: Where History Meets Hilarity

alpha males, Betas, Crafty, cultural norms, DOMINANCE, Evolution, evolutionary psychology, genetic diversity, genetics, Hilarity, History, human history, Indian men, laughs, male competition, Masculinity, meets, natural selection, patriarchy, Reproduction, reproductive success, social hierarchy, Survival of the Fittest, toxic masculinity, traditional gender roles

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

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MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Votes:	568	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	7847
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	69	Void Armor Forged:	30
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Votes:	3570
Farms Harvested:	135	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Love Letters Sent:	13	Buildings Constructed:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4212	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Potions Brewed:	163
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Void Gems Collected:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Dragons Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Farms Harvested:	560	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1078
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	26
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4287
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dimension Hops:	12

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Dragon Scales Harvested:	135
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	New Chunks Explored:	635510
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Towns Built:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	180	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

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