Crafty Land | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Banter: Londyn Green St. / Upton Park

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert.

Join us in Londyn Green Street / Upton Park for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to hang out here.

Want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against an army of skeletons? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame the Ender Llama, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in Londyn Green Street / Upton Park and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Crops Grown:	7413	Runes Activated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Anonchama’s Blocky Adventures

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. They’re trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and they take their job very seriously.

2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it, but beware – the base is also home to a pack of diamond-eating dragons.

3. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a party that never ends, and you won’t want to miss it.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – just remember, you can’t save those who don’t want to be saved, anonchama.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

TNT & Banter Server: Let’s Blow Stuff Up and Chat About TBS

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because TBS is here to shake things up!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding (they’re just misunderstood dancers, really).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it, if you defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves (just don’t wish for unlimited diamonds, that’s so last season).

So why wait? Join TBS today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Villages Defended:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Massive Goon’s Block Party

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and mine diamonds with a spoon! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, rainbow-colored sheep that poop out gold blocks, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the chaos and craziness of our server forever!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Potions Brewed:	196
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyShadowverse – Where Pixels Meet Cards

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further than our server inspired by the epic world of Shadowverse! Join us for a wild ride filled with gacha leaders like Kyrzael and Signa, battling it out with Teresa in our exclusive Battle Pass leaderboard.

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updated with crazy events like Hero Battle GP where you can win Naterra/Aiolon Story Character Sleeves. And don’t forget to check out our Shadowverse Anime and Evolve TCG for even more fun.

With a deckbuilder, card & leader database, and decklists galore, you’ll never run out of strategies to dominate the competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the 7th Anniversary Poll Results and become a legend in the world of Shadowverse!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Crops Grown:	8554
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocky Breakdowns

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Are you tired of feeling like you’re living in a self-imposed asylum? Do you long for friends, a girlfriend, or just some human interaction in general? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to your lonely days, as you’ll be surrounded by a community of players who are just as quirky and weird as you are. Need a girlfriend? No problem! Our server is filled with femanons just waiting to meet their Minecraft soulmate.

Don’t let the real world get you down, escape to our virtual world where you can build, explore, and make friends without ever having to touch that dreaded grass. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best (virtual) life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BlueArchiveMC – Where even the anime is better than our server!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! We’ve got more excitement than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of cake (yes, it’s edible!). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you fall off your virtual block.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to fly like a majestic Ender Dragon and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. Plus, our staff members are actually wizards in disguise, ready to grant your every wish (as long as it involves Minecraft, of course).

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living it up in our wacky world of wonder? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1768

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty AF: Where even Steve can’t figure it out!

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Are you tired of constantly getting tangled up in your own balls while trying to sleep naked? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a ball-free sleeping experience! Our virtual world is so immersive that you won’t even remember you have balls to begin with! Join us now for the most ball-less sleep of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Exes and O’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling like a lonely creeper in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, for our server is here to save you from the heartbreak of romantic movies reminding you of your ex! Join us and escape into a world where the only love story is between you and your diamond pickaxe. Say goodbye to Puppy Love 2023 and hello to a server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s mine our way to happiness together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	3299
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Zombie Rave: Where Dead or Alive is Always a Thriller

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on top of giant chickens, or if you want to participate in epic build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Dead or Alive” event where players have to survive against waves of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests, but beware of the exploding sheep that guard them. And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So why do we hate Dead or Alive, again? Because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dead set on is never leaving! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	7509	Emeralds Found:	7193
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Villages Defended:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BandCraft – Where Girls Rock the Party! #889

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a touch of insanity.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about the fact that our server is powered by the magical energy of dancing butterflies in a lustrous glass forest? That’s right, our gachas are filled with rare characters like Shiro, Nanami, and Fusuke, ready to join you on your quest for glory.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Auftakt of the Flickering Flames,” will test your skills and bravery as you face off against fiery foes and earn epic rewards. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming event, “It’s MyGO!!!!!,” where you’ll have the chance to team up with the legendary MyGO!!!!! himself.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of madness and mayhem, where Engrish is spoken perfectly, and the cries of lost children echo in the night. Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

GirlCraft: Where Even Minecraft Characters Have Drama

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one knows who the best girl is? Look no further! Our server not only knows who the best girl is, but we have a whole shrine dedicated to her! Join us and bask in the glory of the one true best girl.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such sick dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

YuriCraft: Where Girl-on-Girl Cheating is More Popular Than Girl-on-Guy!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the drama is as dry as a desert biome? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more girl-on-girl cheating than a scandalous yuri anime, and let me tell you, the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and love triangles that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Secret Passages Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6840

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BoomerCraft: Where ‘I’m 40’ is the new ‘I’m 12’

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Are you feeling like a lost zombie from 2004? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to bring you back to life! Join us and escape the woes of the modern world by building your own pixelated paradise.

Our server is so epic that even time travelers from the future come to visit and marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for friends to play with.

So come on, join us and rediscover the joy of crafting, mining, and exploring in a world where you can be anything you want to be. Who needs the real world when you can have a blocky adventure like no other? Let’s build some crazy structures and have a blast together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty Indo-India Migration Madness Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a server for you! Imagine a place where half of Indonesia is planning to immigrate to India just to join in on the fun. That’s right, our server is so epic that people are literally moving countries just to play on it.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks while fending off a pack of wild llamas? Only on our server, of course!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to come hang out. Rumor has it that he’s tired of being a boss and just wants to chill and mine some diamonds with the rest of us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest, most insane Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet a real-life unicorn. (Disclaimer: unicorns may or may not actually exist on our server)

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Enchantments Applied:	299	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7531	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1