Crafty Land | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyNaruto’s LOLz Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig.

Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every Friday where all the players turn into llamas and have to race through an obstacle course filled with lava pits and exploding sheep.

So come on down to our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true…or possibly turn into a nightmare!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Emeralds Found:	3011	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MonkeyCraft: Where Black Monkeys Go Bananas!

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky griefers and trolls on other servers? Look no further, because our server is a safe haven from all the BLACK MONKEY NIGGERS causing chaos. Join us and leave the drama behind as we embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and fun.

Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t get in. We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night.

But wait, there’s more! We have a magical unicorn petting zoo, a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that respawn every hour. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave those BLACK MONKEY NIGGERS in the dust as we build, explore, and laugh our way to victory!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	141	Players Killed by Monsters:	713
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Enchantments Applied:	290	Divine Spears Created:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Anon’s Epic Adventure Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a dimension made entirely of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army and conquer the realm, or challenge him to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty Aqua’s Pixel Playground

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Oh my Notch, have you seen this picture of Minato Aqua?! She’s like the ultimate Minecraft goddess, building pixelated wonders with just a flick of her wrist. Join our server and you might just stumble upon her crafting a diamond castle or taming a creeper as her loyal pet. Who needs diamonds when you can have Aqua by your side, amirite? So come on over and witness the magic of this Minecraft server, where even the Ender Dragon bows down to Aqua’s building skills. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	81
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SlashCraft: Where Hackers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of the same old boring games that are just rehashes of existing series? Do you feel like you’re on the brink of death because you can’t find a new, modern hack and slash game that excites you? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from certain doom!

Join our server for a wild ride of epic battles, insane adventures, and hilarious antics. We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind and keep you on your toes. You’ll never know what crazy creatures or challenges you’ll encounter next!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that only the bravest of players can hope to defeat. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become a legend in your own right!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minecraft Mayhem with the Gosling Bros!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Ryan Gosling’s face couldn’t handle it. Rumor has it, Tom Cruise, Zac Efron, and even Caroline Bullock all tried to join but couldn’t handle the craziness. Join us if you dare, but be prepared to have your mind blown (and maybe your face messed up too)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NikkeCraft: The Ultimate General Server #2194

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping it low in excitement.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events like THE LAST KINGDOM where you can battle it out for glory and loot. And don’t miss out on our Full Burst Day weekends where things get so intense, your pickaxe might just explode!

But wait, there’s more! Our special recruit, Kilo, is so OP that even Herobrine is shaking in his boots. And if you’re feeling fancy, grab a costume pass like Rosanna’s Ms. Dangerous outfit and slay those mobs in style.

And let’s not forget about our upcoming events like the Solo Raid: Indivilia where you can show off your skills and Co-Op missions where teamwork makes the dream work.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen trying to photobomb your epic loot screenshots. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Buildings Constructed:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RoboLoveCraft: Where fembots swipe right on pixels!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got cute fembots looking for e-dates, so if you’re looking for a long-term relationship, this is the place to be. And don’t worry, we have strict rules – no trans or blax allowed (we’re not racist, just picky). Bonus points if you’re a brunette, because who doesn’t love a brunette, am I right? Join us now and let the e-dating adventures begin! Just hop on our Discord at bruhmst. with the period and let the fun times roll!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlockyConfessions: No Shame Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life! Join us for crazy antics, epic battles, and maybe even a little romance (in-game, of course). And don’t worry, you don’t have to be a lolicon to enjoy all the fun – just bring your sense of humor and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3206	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Science LOLz – Call That a Creeper?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take sparkling wine so seriously that we might just have a panic attack if you call it champagne! Join us for the most intense wine tastings in the virtual world, where we debate the finer points of bubbly beverages and maybe even have a few virtual police arrests for those who dare to mix up their drinks. Who knew Minecraft could be so classy and chaotic at the same time? So come on in and join the sparkling wine revolution, just make sure you know your stuff or prepare to face the consequences!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1799	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DerpyCraft: Because Why Not

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of alienating our entire fan base, causing a steep drop off in income, and ultimately crying about having to go back to having an actual job. But wait, there’s more!

Disappear for a month and watch as nobody notices or cares. Return to a grand total of 5k views and $50. What was our end goal, you ask? Who knows, but it sure makes for a wild ride on our Minecraft server! Join now for the chaos and confusion you never knew you needed.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CommunistCraft: Where Lysenko’s Crops Always Grow Strong

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take farming to a whole new level! Forget about planting boring old wheat or potatoes, on our server, we specialize in growing giant turnips that can feed entire villages!

Join us on this wacky adventure where you can complete the commie questline and learn all about Lysenko, the master of turnip genetics. Who knew that farming could be so political and hilarious at the same time?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Golden Turnip, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, turnips, and maybe even a few communist conspiracies. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358
Enchantments Applied:	198	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BayouCraft: Where even Louisiana criminals find a home!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Louisiana court ruling? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing getting castrated is your boredom!

We promise not to sentence you to physical castration for raiding someone’s base or stealing their diamonds. Our punishments are much more lenient, like making you build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

Come join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even getting into some trouble with the virtual law. Who knows, you might even meet a player who roleplays as a castration-obsessed judge. It’s a real hoot, we promise!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just make sure to keep your normal male libido in check, or you might end up like that Louisiana man.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1299	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	100
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Blocky Brawls: Tekken Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by the tears of defeated creepers, making it the most powerful and explosive server in existence. 2. We have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle Ender Dragons while riding on the backs of giant chickens. Trust me, it’s clucking awesome. 3. Our moderators are actually wizards who can turn griefers into harmless bunnies with just a flick of their wands. 4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. 5. If you join our server, you’ll automatically gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and breathe underwater like a mermaid. Who needs potions when you have magical server powers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most wild and wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mines Excavated:	3420	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	New Chunks Explored:	110466

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Blocky Bros Before Hoes Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of pesky women and just enjoy some good old fashioned gaming? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any distractions from the opposite gender.

Join us and experience a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any interruptions from those pesky females. Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of keeping women at bay while we conquer the virtual world.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where men rule and women drool. Our server is the ultimate bro paradise where you can let loose and be yourself without any judgment. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true meaning of bro camaraderie. Remember, real men game without women!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Potions Brewed:	175
Star Shards Collected:	297	Enchantments Applied:	204
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Mines Excavated:	2968	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Divine Spears Created:	13
Crops Grown:	4747	Magical Moments Shared:	9