Crafty Land | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Minecraft Server: Boobie Detectives Unite!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people take things too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wacky and wild adventures!

Join us and discover the secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world!

Explore our vast world filled with majestic mountains, treacherous caves, and even a hidden village where villagers communicate exclusively through interpretive dance.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden deep within the Nether, you’ll gain the ability to fly on a pig while shooting fireballs out of your nostrils.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft journey of your life! And remember, on our server, even the chickens have secrets to uncover.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CO Craft Minecraft Server: Where Even the Creepers Wear Gas Masks

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even the vehicle exhaust can’t handle it! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging deadly CO poisoning while building your dream world. Who needs boring old creepers when you can have a real-life danger lurking around every corner? So come on, join us if you dare and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Gratopia VS Hypixel

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Hypixel VS Gratopia

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overcrowded
Wide variety of mini-games	May lack a true survival experience
Frequent updates and events	Potential for lag due to high player count

Gratopia

Pros	Cons
Ultimate survival experience	May lack the variety of mini-games
Teams, Dungeons, Bosses, Custom Enchants	Smaller player base
Community of friendly players	Potential for slower updates

FAQ

1. Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Gratopia.

2. Which server offers a wider variety of mini-games?

Hypixel offers a wider variety of mini-games compared to Gratopia.

3. Which server provides a more immersive survival experience?

Gratopia is designed to provide the ultimate survival experience with features such as Teams, Dungeons, Bosses, Custom Enchants, and more.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

GuacCraft: Where Mexican-American Women Rule the Minecraft World!

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Are Mexican-American women goated? Well, on our Minecraft server, they sure are! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes where you’ll encounter fierce warrior queens, expert builders, and taco-loving redstone wizards. Our community is as spicy as a jalapeño margarita, with events like llama rodeos, salsa dance-offs, and piñata parties. So come on down and see for yourself why our Mexican-American women are the true MVPs of the blocky world! Viva la Minecraft! 🌮🎉🇲🇽

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MidnightCarMinecraftMadness

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Are you tired of watching horror movies alone in your car in the dark garage? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate horror adventure with your friends!

Picture this: instead of being alone in your car, you and your buddies can explore haunted mansions, creepy caves, and spooky forests together. Build your own fortress to protect yourselves from the undead and other terrifying creatures that lurk in the shadows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with special mods that will make your heart race and your palms sweat. From jump scares to sudden ambushes, you never know what’s waiting for you around the corner.

So why wait until midnight to get your horror fix? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of survival in a world where every block could be your last. Who needs Evil Dead 2 when you have our server to keep you on the edge of your seat?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Buildings Constructed:	43
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ToldYaCraft: Where even the blocks have attitude!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow and we love it!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

UnfairCraft: Where everything is totally fair and definitely not rigged, we promise

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of fair! Join us for a wild ride where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all. But don’t worry, those pigs are just our friendly neighborhood thieves looking to add some chaos to your mining experience.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees have faces and tell the most ridiculous jokes? Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rainbow-colored sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a crown made out of actual cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Fairness is overrated, come join the chaos!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crushing Cores and Dreams since 1.20.4!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Address	playctc.us
Description	A minigame server called CTC (Crush the Core) where players select kits with custom abilities, capture the center to gain the “core crusher” diamond pickaxe, and destroy the other team’s obsidian to win.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is CTC?

CTC stands for Crush the Core, a minigame on the server where players compete to destroy the other team’s obsidian.

How do I play CTC?

To play CTC, join the server at playctc.us, select a kit with custom abilities, capture the center to gain the “core crusher” diamond pickaxe, and destroy the other team’s obsidian at their base to win.

Can I manipulate the landscape in CTC?

Yes, unlike Overwatch, CTC allows players to manipulate the landscape, making the gameplay more interesting and fun.

Is there a map reset in CTC?

Yes, after a team wins by destroying the other team’s obsidian, the map resets and players start a new round of CTC.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	5324
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Star Shards Collected:	196	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Mine Down Under VS Hypixel

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Hypixel VS Mine Down Under

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of minigames	Can experience lag due to high player count
Regular updates and events	Can feel impersonal due to size

Mine Down Under

Pros	Cons
Australian server with friendly community	Smaller player base
Semi-vanilla experience	Limited minigames compared to Hypixel
Plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life	May not appeal to players looking for intense PvP or minigames

FAQ

Q: Which server has more players?

A: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Mine Down Under.

Q: Can I play on Mine Down Under with Bedrock edition?

A: Yes, Mine Down Under has crossplay compatibility with both Java and Bedrock editions.

Q: Are there regular updates on Mine Down Under?

A: Updates vary but the server owner is active and adding new features.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Enchantments Applied:	89	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Off Topic Craft: Where Threads Come to Die

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Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos, mayhem, and absolute nonsense? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off an army of zombie chickens. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Friday night to challenge players to a dance-off.

So why waste your time on boring, normal servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Hopcraft: Where Cel hops into your heart and builds your dreams! LOL

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Are you ready to hop into a world of pure awesomeness? Our Minecraft server is like no other, with magical bunnies that will literally hop into your heart and make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride giant bunnies into battle, build castles made entirely out of carrots, and compete in bunny racing tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bunny slippers!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunny disco where you can dance the night away with your fluffy friends. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on Cel – Hops into your heart edition and let the bunny madness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Emeralds Found:	4586
Alien Abductions:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Play CTC

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Please join my server it’s a really cool minigame i’ve been working on for like 5 years I just want someone to play with.

CTC is a minigame (crush the core) in which you select a kit with custom abilities.Then, you capture the center and gain the “core crusher” which is a diamond pickaxe.Finally, you must destroy the other teams obsidian which is at their base to win.

Then the map resets and you do it all again.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JesusCraft: Where miracles happen…and creepers explode!

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Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast Minecraft world, constantly fearing for your pixelated life? Fear no more, for our server offers the ultimate protection from all evil mobs and griefers! Join us and bask in the warm glow of the Lord’s protection, as you build your blocky empire without a care in the world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually blessed by Notch himself, the almighty creator of Minecraft. Legend has it that he personally handpicked each player to join our server, ensuring only the most worthy and skilled builders can call it home.

So what are you waiting for, anon? Join us now and experience the divine protection of the Lord while crafting your wildest dreams in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch himself flying around on a diamond-encrusted pig!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1308	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Capybaras – Brazilian vibes and blocky fun! 🇧🇷🎮

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, or build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started wearing party hats and dancing the Macarena! And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret underground society where they worship a giant potato named Spudrick.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on our server and prepare for a hilariously chaotic journey that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Void Gems Collected:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Melon Cloud VS Hypixel

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Server	Hypixel	Melon Cloud
Pros	– Huge variety of minigames and game modes- Active player community- Regular updates and events	– No pay to win system- Monthly custom textures- /fly command for all players- Friendly community atmosphere
Cons	– Pay to win elements in some game modes- Can be overwhelming for new players- Large server population can lead to lag	– Limited number of game modes- Smaller player base compared to Hypixel- Less frequent updates and events

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there any pay to win system in place?	Hypixel: Some game modes may have pay to win elements.Melon Cloud: No, everyone has a fair shot at fun.
Are there any unique features on the server?	Hypixel: Offers a huge variety of minigames and game modes.Melon Cloud: Provides monthly custom textures and /fly command for all players.
How is the player community on each server?	Hypixel: Active player community, but can be overwhelming for new players.Melon Cloud: Friendly community atmosphere where players aim to make everyone feel at home.
Are there regular updates and events on the servers?	Hypixel: Regular updates and events.Melon Cloud: Less frequent updates and events compared to Hypixel.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	3491	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	15