Crafty Land | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockyBabes – Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Helltaker to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of art, gameplay, tips, and discussions about how much you want to snuggle a demon (we won’t judge).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, imagine this: you control a man who journeys into the depths of Hell to create a harem of sharp dressed demon girls. It’s like a puzzle game, but with a spicy twist!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just about the game, it’s about the community. We have fanfic that will make you question reality, and fan projects like spin-off games, mods, and even dating sims! And every 20 threads, and on certain holidays, we have Harem Hellfighters – it’s like a battle royale, but with demon girls!

If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a Level Editor Mod for those who want to get creative. And don’t worry about getting lost, we have guides for everything from completing achievements to mastering the game.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a hellishly good time! Who knows, you might even find your own demon waifu along the way. Just remember, all demons are welcome – even the sharp dressed ones.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Blocky Booty Adventures – Minecraft Server for Naughty Roleplay

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Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up with some steamy Erotic Roleplay! Join us for a wild ride where you can get down and dirty with other players in the most outrageous ways possible. From pixelated pillow fights to scandalous strip mining, anything goes on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay that will leave you blushing and begging for more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyQueers

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your browsing history? Look no further! Our server is like watching gay porn – it’s hot, it’s steamy, and it’s definitely not for the faint of heart. But don’t worry, just like after you finish, you’ll lose all interest in anything else once you start playing on our server. Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your life choices in the best way possible.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Towns Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blocky Blunders: LOL Moments Galore!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Chavo Guerrero Jr. suddenly becomes Andrade’s manager for a whole 15 seconds! That’s the level of chaos you can expect on our server. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans will happen next? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Any Server like Dad Jokes? Not Win-craft! PvP-Laughs!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Dungeon Realms
Server IP	play.dungeonrealms.net
Description	A server with custom gear, full loot PvP aspects, and the possibility of running into PvP in various zones.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there full loot PvP on this server?	Yes, there are full loot PvP aspects on Dungeon Realms.
Are there custom gear options available?	Yes, Dungeon Realms offers custom gear for players.
What is the focus of the server?	The server focuses on PvP aspects and the thrill of risking loot in a DayZ/Rust manner.
Can players encounter PvP in various zones?	Yes, players can run into PvP in many different zones on the server.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9584
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyChop

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and act like a civilized player? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft by allowing players to rest, piss, and shit wherever they please! That’s right, no more holding it in while you’re in the middle of a intense mining session. Just let it all out and watch the world around you become a beautiful mess of bodily fluids.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet God, who watches over all the pee and poop with a mischievous grin. Rumor has it that if you offer him a golden plunger, he will grant you three wishes (although they may come with some…unintended consequences).

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds when you have a server like this? Let the pee and poop flow freely! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	2695
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Jazzed Up Minecraft Madness with Derek Fisher

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Because Derek Fisher himself played for the Utah Jazz on our server! That’s right, you can team up with a basketball legend and dominate the virtual court while building epic structures in the world of Minecraft. Who knew that Derek Fisher had such mad building skills? Join now and experience the craziest crossover of sports and gaming you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Towns Built:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

LonelyCraft: Man Up and Mine!

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Are you tired of hearing about the so-called “male loneliness epidemic”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to loneliness as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

Our server is guaranteed to cure any feelings of isolation because we have a secret potion that turns all players into social butterflies. Once you join, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will make you feel like the life of the party, even if you’re just mining for diamonds.

Don’t believe us? Well, let us tell you the story of Bob, who joined our server feeling down in the dumps. But after just one day of playing, he was laughing so hard that he forgot all about his troubles. Now, Bob is the king of the server, ruling over his loyal subjects with a diamond pickaxe in hand.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs a partner when you have a whole community of hilarious players waiting to make you smile?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyCryptos: Where even our diamonds are more stable than your investments!

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Are you tired of constantly losing money on shitcoins? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate crypto paradise! Join us and experience the thrill of finding new virtual currencies that are constantly pumping – forget about real-life investments, this is where the real money is made! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually filled with hidden Bitcoin treasures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate crypto miner in our wacky world of blocky riches!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Farms Harvested:	827
Zombie Dances:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SamuraiCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old crap? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of magical pixies who will guide you through a mystical portal to a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair where you can battle giant spiders and zombie ninjas for epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. How fucking epic is that!!??

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Potions Brewed:	84	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Star Shards Collected:	53	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ConfidentCraft: Where even the creepers fear us!

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where even the creepers are too scared to mess with you! Our fearless players have tamed the Ender Dragon and made friends with the Wither boss. You’ll never have to worry about getting ganked by a skeleton again, because they all bow down to our mighty players. So come on in and show off your confidence, just like this player here who’s staring down a pack of zombies without breaking a sweat. Trust us, on this server, you’re the one in control!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1634
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RedstoneRiot

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! Picture this: you log in and suddenly everything is in RED and speaking SPANISH! Yes, you heard that right. The trees, the animals, even the blocks themselves are all speaking Spanish and glowing red. It’s like a fiesta in Minecraft!

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Mountain, where you can mine for delicious tacos instead of boring old ores. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Piñata Pig, who drops all sorts of amazing loot when you break him open.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knew playing in red and speaking Spanish could be so much fun? ¡Vamos!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty McCraftface: Server of Epic Fails and Epic Wins

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. It was like a Minecraft fever dream! But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Join now and find out!

So what are you waiting for? Click that link and join the madness on our server. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans await you!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MemeCraft – LOLs & Blocks Galore

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their hooves. 2. We have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. 3. The server currency is not gold or diamonds, but rather rare blocks of cheese that can only be found by defeating the legendary Cheese Dragon. 4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. 5. If you manage to find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Dutch still salty we looted and booted their wooden shoes

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Nafris running loose in Amsterdam? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Dutch are still bitter about it. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more action than a Hollywood blockbuster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. Who needs hapas mutts when you’ve got Nafris and a whole lot of fun on this server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2