Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can defend your nation from nuclear bombs…yes, you heard that right! Imagine a giant flying creeper trying to drop a nuclear bomb on your capital city and your only hope is to team up with other players to shoot it down. Can your country handle the pressure? Join now and find out! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and patriotic at the same time? Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and crazy challenges that await you on this server. Let’s see if you have what it takes to save your nation from disaster!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
Secret Passages Found: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Magic Items Found: 5781
Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Truckin’ Downhill Crafty Server

    Truckin’ Downhill Crafty Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where rolling fake trucks down hills can make you a billionaire! Join us and experience the thrill of being sued by your neighbors for flying a helicopter to your mansion. But don’t worry, even if you get sentenced to 4 years in prison, you can still manage your company and replace the board of directors from behind bars. Who needs freedom when you have virtual power and endless possibilities on our server? Join now and start living the absurdly luxurious life you never knew you needed!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 14
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Animals Bred: 195
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Pixel Babes Galore

    Pixel Babes Galore
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the top 50 countries with the best looking women all in one place! Why settle for boring old blocky characters when you can have stunning pixelated beauties from around the world?

    Join our server and explore the vast lands of Brazil, known for its gorgeous women with curves in all the right places. Or head over to Sweden, where the blonde bombshells will leave you speechless. And don’t forget about Ukraine, home to some of the most stunning women you’ll ever see in pixel form.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features special events like the annual beauty pageant where players can show off their skins and compete for the title of Miss Minecraft Universe. Who will take home the crown this year?

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where beauty knows no bounds. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this eye candy extravaganza!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9589
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Naked Brawlers: Minecraft Madness

    Naked Brawlers: Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only way to battle is bare-handed and in the nude! That’s right, no armor or weapons allowed, just your trusty fists and your birthday suit. Who will outlast their opponents in this hilarious and chaotic showdown? Join now to find out and see if you have what it takes to be the last one standing…naked!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Wilderness Tamed: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Florida SMP: Where the palm trees are palmier and the creeper explosions are scarier

    Florida SMP: Where the palm trees are palmier and the creeper explosions are scarier

    Florida SMP Server Overview

    Features
    Competitive MCMMO aspect
    Laid back and chill atmosphere
    Opportunities to build bases, farms, and more

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server competitive or laid back? The server offers both competitive elements such as MCMMO and a laid back atmosphere for all players.
    Are there any upcoming events? Yes, there is an event with the dragon still alive coming soon. Stay tuned for more details!
    What is the server IP? You can join the server using the IP: https://discord.gg/VugJBxRs

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Potions Brewed: 160
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Shanty Sisters’ Shenanigans

    Shanty Sisters’ Shenanigans
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where shanty towns are filled with mischievous villagers causing chaos and mayhem. But don’t worry, the starsisters are here to save the day with their magical powers and quirky personalities!

    Join our server for a chance to team up with the starsisters and embark on epic quests to restore order to the shanty town. Build your own crazy contraptions, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in this wild and wacky world.

    But beware, danger lurks around every corner as the mischievous villagers will stop at nothing to thwart your plans. Will you be able to outsmart them and become the ultimate hero of the shanty town? Join now and find out!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Zombie Dances: 9 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Epic Shields Constructed: 29

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: Nyoro~n Edition

    Crafty McCraftface: Nyoro~n Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Nyoro~n is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Nyoro~n and instantly found themselves surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. The llamas led them to a secret underground disco party where the blocks themselves were grooving to the beat! And that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn kingdom where you can ride rainbow-colored horses and battle evil gummy bears with your trusty diamond sword.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join Nyoro~n, you’ll also gain access to our exclusive hot tub party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rub elbows with famous Minecraft celebrities and sip on potions of invisibility while soaking in the warm glow of the lava jacuzzi.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Nyoro~n today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • SmallSMP – Where vanilla is the only flavor, and the whitelist is non-existent!

    SmallSMP – Where vanilla is the only flavor, and the whitelist is non-existent!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Yani’s SMP
    Owner Yani
    Server Type Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
    Timezone GMT+2

    Server Benefits

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Make sure to add Yani on Discord and request an invite to the server.

    Q: What is the minimum age requirement?

    A: It is strongly recommended to be 18 years old for maturity and appropriate behavior reasons.

    Q: How is griefing handled on the server?

    A: Any attempt of griefing or unacceptable behavior will be instantly punished by the active staff.

    Q: Is voicechat mandatory on the server?

    A: Voicechat is optional and not necessary for gameplay.

    Q: What type of server is this?

    A: Yani’s SMP is a Survival Multiplayer server running on Fabric with minor adjustments for gameplay.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Chad’s CritiqueCraft

    Chad’s CritiqueCraft
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the “average blast-haver vs chad game critiquer” server, where explosions and critiques collide in the most epic showdown you’ve ever seen.

    Join us for epic battles between the average blast-havers, who love nothing more than blowing things up, and the chad game critiquers, who will analyze every move you make with ruthless precision. Will you choose the path of destruction or the path of analysis? The choice is yours!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny is hidden somewhere within its depths. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join the “average blast-haver vs chad game critiquer” server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Potions Brewed: 165 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • MineCrafty Politicians: If you vote democrat this fall, creeper explosions will be the least of your worries!

    MineCrafty Politicians: If you vote democrat this fall, creeper explosions will be the least of your worries!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where voting Democrat comes with some… interesting perks.

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to stuff your face in someone’s pits, asshole, and even their pussy! But here’s the catch – they have to watch you vote first.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come on over and see what surprises await you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • NaziCraft LOLz

    NaziCraft LOLz
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server that offers something truly unique and outrageous? Look no further, because our server is perfect for you!

    Join our server if you have an interest in the occult and love to roleplay as a pagan warrior. We even offer blood sacrifices as part of our immersive gameplay experience! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and no actual blood is involved (we promise).

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you are? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that offers a truly one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual occult rituals are performed (unless you count building giant statues of creepers as a ritual).

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 269 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Crafty Drivers Server: Where Even Creeper Can’t Keep Up!

    Crafty Drivers Server: Where Even Creeper Can’t Keep Up!
    Oh boy, let me tell you about the female drivers on our Minecraft server! They are absolute pros at navigating those pixelated roads and dodging creepers like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, they can parallel park a minecart like nobody’s business. Join our server for a chance to witness their epic driving skills and maybe even learn a thing or two about avoiding zombie traffic jams. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Anon’s Blocky Adventure: Server No. 76229133

    Anon’s Blocky Adventure: Server No. 76229133
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about SEX! That’s right, we’ve got sexy skins, naughty roleplay, and even a strip club where you can show off your pixelated assets. Join us for a wild time that will have you saying “Creeper, oh man” in a whole new way! So come on, get your blocky booty over here and let’s get freaky in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 47

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Bloom SMP – Where the only thing wilder than the players is our semi-vanilla potatoes!

    Bloom SMP – Where the only thing wilder than the players is our semi-vanilla potatoes!

    Bloom SMP Server Overview

    Server Name Bloom SMP
    IP Address play.bloomsmp.net
    Supported Versions 1.9 – 1.20.6

    Features:

    Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

    Website: https://bloomsmp.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the server modded? No, Bloom SMP is not modded but it does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
    What versions of Minecraft can I join with? You can join the server with versions 1.9 to 1.20.6.
    Is there anti-griefing protection? Yes, the server has anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
    Are there regular events on the server? Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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