π₯π₯π₯
Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 4485 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Dimension Hops: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 9229 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop bacon instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops out rainbow-colored blocks.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you? Plus, every new player gets a pet dragon that can breathe fire and fly you around the map in style.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Thank you, America!