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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 9718 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 71 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 929 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop bacon instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops out rainbow-colored blocks.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you? Plus, every new player gets a pet dragon that can breathe fire and fly you around the map in style.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Thank you, America!