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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 5405 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 1022 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
Have you ever wondered where Yahweh was during the destruction of the Second temple? Maybe he was too busy playing Minecraft on our server! Join us and find out the truth behind Yahweh’s mysterious disappearance.
Was he asleep? Or was he hiding and afraid of fighting the Romans? Maybe Yahweh did send Rabbi Yeshua to our server so he could tell you to not resist an evil man, turn the other cheek, and pay the taxes Caesar demanded. And if you had listened to Rabbi Yeshua, maybe you wouldn’t be so goddamned deformed from inbreeding after Titus nearly extincted kike rats. LMFAOOO!
Join now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who needs historical accuracy when you have our server’s crazy stories to keep you entertained?