Crafty Jokes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the meme paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us and post your best vidya memes for a chance to win epic in-game prizes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to meme battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the meme madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Enchantments Applied:	80	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Farms Harvested:	189
Love Letters Sent:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crops Grown:	2510	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	476	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8216	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Animals Bred:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
New Chunks Explored:	571027	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.