Crafty Jokes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the meme paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us and post your best vidya memes for a chance to win epic in-game prizes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to meme battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the meme madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

GotSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Fun multiplayer sever with nice admin claims factions rtp soon voice chat multplayer we might make you an operator join today for a very fun time If you have any questions we GOT you! have fun

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

OpalMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

New Bedrock + Java Vanilla SMP! Looking for a cross-platform Vanilla Economy server with no pay-to-win features? Look no further- we’ve got what you need right here on Opal-MC!

Bedrock: play.opal-mc.com Java: play.opal-mc.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	1464	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Emeralds Found:	4498
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Donutopia

Survival, Vanilla

“Embark on an epic adventure in our Minecraft realm! Unleash your creativity, conquer challenging quests, and build your dream world with a vibrant community. Join us for an immersive gaming experience where imagination knows no bounds. Welcome to a realm of endless possibilities!” (chatgpt text

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Empyria

MCMMO, Pixelmon

Join the discord for the mods needed [in the channel ‘’announcement’’]

Welcome to our brand-new Minecraft server, where adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a unique gameplay experience with the Cobblemon mod, adding a new twist to your mining adventures by introducing Pokemon that you can battle and collect. Unleash your creativity with the Create mod, offering a wide range of tools and contraptions to build impressive structures and automate tasks. Join our community, explore vast worlds, and embark on exciting quests filled with challenges and rewards. Are you ready to craft, build, and conquer in this ultimate Minecraft journey?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Goofy Goobers

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

So that everyone knows, not everything on the server is finished! I am working on it though!

Dynmap – http://142.4.207.221:8052/

If you’re ever on the server and something doesn’t work, is broken, or isn’t properly set up, do not be afraid to ping me in Discord and tell me!

There’s more server information on PlanetMinecraft! https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/goofy-goobers/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Crops Grown:	6477
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

AUAnarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

– Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Garrettmc Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hello and welcome to the Garrettmc network :). We have a variety of games to choose from, we have Minigames, Murder-Mystery, Skyblock, Classic smp, Smp, factions, creative, and an anarchy server as well. We know that the server wasn’t the best in the past and we are actively working toward making a higher quality server experience. We hope to see you on the server :), have a good day.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ChargedCreeper

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Survival

We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Mines Excavated:	4895	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GoPlay MC

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

We are proudly a premium gaming network with a no pay-to-win framework, donations maintain the platforms and enhance your gaming journey. Join us for a fair and enjoyable gaming experience! Our Road Map! Creative Server Launch: Early 2024 • Feedback and bug fixes

Arcade Server (Beta) Launch: Mid 2024 • TNT Tag • Spleef • Hide and Seek • Murder Mystery • Feedback and bug fixes • More T.B.A

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8255
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Void Gems Collected:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

iConic SMP 4.0

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

iConic SMP 4.0, The latest season released by iCave developers for Minecraft enthusiasts! This server offers an exhilarating PvP experience with custom tools and armors, as well as a sprawling PvP arena for epic battles. Players can look forward to daily, weekly, and monthly rewards and giveaways, making every moment on the server exciting.

With a diverse audience including Twitch and YouTube streamers, iConic SMP 4.0 is a vibrant community where players can engage with their favorite content creators. The server also features a robust Job system, allowing players to carve out their own path and progress accordingly.

Custom ranks available through the webstore and crates that can be earned or purchased add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay. Additionally, the server offers a unique feature where players can obtain tool skins from crates or by completing quests, allowing them to showcase their individuality.

iConic SMP 4.0 is built on a normal vanilla Minecraft foundation, ensuring that players can seamlessly access all the custom tools upon joining. Whether you’re on game version 1.8 or 1.20.4, you can dive into the action at play.iconicsmp.xyz. Don’t forget to check out the webstore at store.iconicsmp.xyz for additional perks and items to enhance your gaming experience!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	238
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

GearsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

(For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ores Mined:	6780

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dimension Hops:	6
Buildings Constructed:	45	Dragon Eggs Found:	6790
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Divine Spears Created:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.