Crafty Jokes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the meme paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us and post your best vidya memes for a chance to win epic in-game prizes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to meme battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the meme madness begin!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Club Des Bastards

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Today we are looking to relaunch our Minecraft server Club Des batards, a large server with more than 1000 registered users which unfortunately is gradually falling due to the lack of presence of the admins in recent times, but they have returned and we are expecting a maximum of person so that people would want to come.

ID:minecraft.bastards.club

Official site: forum.clubdesbatards.fr

Different types: Pve; Factions; mini-games (many); FreeBuild; Shops; special maps (horror, adventures); hardcore

Multi-monde: Freebuild; Survival; Hardcore.

Thank you to those who want to come, remember to register on the official website before coming, this gives you “official” rights before even coming ^^.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Wafflecraft

smp

WaffleCraft is a close knit community SMP server that’s just starting out and eager to expand with more players! Explore the realm, make new friends, open custom crates only on WaffleCraft or do some intense PvP and much more it’s all on WaffleCraft. Join now to experience a new take on Minecraft with a friendly community that will welcome you happily!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ExistanceNetwork

Factions, MCMMO

We are a new network launching with our first and primary gamemode as factions! I am excited to see new players join and expand with us! Thank you to those who will join and support us as we make our journey through minecraft! We have features that include Koths, and envoys to keep the time going, and rank giveaways are planned at a milestone. Vote top rewards will also be given at the end of every month. Thanks for reading hope to see you on!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Gods Slained:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Player Realms

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Vanilla

Create your own server on Player Realms today!

Customize it with tons of different plugins! Create anything from your own prison server to factions or maybe a minigame!

There is no limit on plugins.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Emeralds Found:	9592

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Balkanrift smp

PvP Survival, smp

Server IP: 188.40.58.185

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	62

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineGlade

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

MineGlade is a small network based around the game “The Glade”, a mixed Survival Multiplayer with a yearly in- (and out-) game ARG.Play on The Glade, play some minigames (completely custom), or wait around for the SkyBlock server to deploy. Have fun!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ores Mined:	6251

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Laid Back Survival

Economy, Survival, Towny

Laid-Back Survival is a server I created to offer one thing: Pure survival with a few handy commands and plugins to make your experience more delightful. On this server, the game play styles we offer consists of normal survival with grief prevention, and peaceful survival with decreased hunger depletion, along with grief prevention implemented. Not only do we offer different game play paradigms, but we also offer multiple plugins to make your survival experience more intuitive and enjoyable. A few of the plugins we offer consist of Private Chat Rooms, which allows you to create a private chat room that enables you to invite users of your desire to chat in private with. Along with Private Chat Rooms, we offer Playtime. This plugin allows you to check how much time you’ve spent on our server ranging from daily time, to total time! Along with this stat-tracking, we also have Stats, which allows you to view various statistics that have been collected from your game play overtime.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Burken

Events, Grief Prevention, MCMMO, No Grief, No pvp, Paper, PvP, Quests, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LuckNetwork

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Japanese Minecraft Server IP: lucknetowork.jp MinecraftClient Version: 1.8.x – 1.12.x Survival, ArenaPvP, SG, Event with many more coming soon.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Kongepvp

KitPvP

Vote for my server! Show you love playing on our server! We hope you will vote for the server so we can get more players on it! – Regards, Staff and Owner Rasmus_H_J

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Mystic network

Balanced Economy, Bungeecord, Custom Enchants, Duels, free to play, Friendly staff, Medieval, Op factions, Player Ranks, Skyblock

I hope you are ready to head back to ye oldie days with Mystic Network!

Mystic Network is a completely free to play network, but we are working on a new sky-block server to add to the network. We are currently looking for alpha testers to help improve and test our sky block server. I hope you are ready to head into the olden days with a medieval-styled adventure, this includes building bases, unique custom ranks and much much more.

We host a variety of events on MysticNetwork including monthly drop parties, and discord giveaways, and we working on adding PVP tournaments and even more in the near future.

What are you waiting for? Join MysticNetwork today, and discover it for yourself!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

vFire Reallife/Survival

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

vFire.de – Der Minecraft Reallife/Survival Server

We are a real-life/survival server with freely selectable building locations in a natural environment. An economic system, jobs, quests and much more complement the original Minecraft experience. Become part of the community!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Alphaprison

AutoRank, Custom Enchants, Free Fly, op prison, Opprison, Tokens

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years !Here you will find some of our feature:– Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland– Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing !– Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere.– Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.

Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features.Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.

I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me outWe’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GGcraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

– Skywars (unique maps). 1.8.x – 1.11.x – Eggwars 2.0 (Vote by type of Villager, Weather, time, hearts, new kits and more). 1.8.x – 1.11.x – Survivals (custom) with all new versions 1.11.2, unique seeds, giant maps. – Pvp Kit (New, with more than 30 kits, auto ranking, level up, special powers, auto soup and more!. 1.8.x – 1.11.x – SpeedBuilder – Build Battle – OP Prison (auto rank, unique ranks, unique kits, pvp, silk rental, mysterious chests and more) – Server anti cheats, 0 lag and with original and unique things that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NEETCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Raiding, Towny

Our rules are simple. You can read them here: https://neetcraft.enjin.com/forum/m/44246513/viewthread/30100241-server-rules/post/129652996#p129652996

Note: ASKING TO APPLY FOR STAFF WILL GET YOU INSTA-BANNED.

NEETCraft is built around one pillar: we want players actions to matter. We want each player to be able to build, destroy, make money, and shape the surface of our server. We want players to form nations, build great towns, and then wage war among each other for wealth and power.

However, we think that war should not be limited to killing each other. War should be multi-spectrum. The war we hope to promote on our server should take place on economical fronts, on propaganda fronts, and even on the front of building. We hope to have players organize into large towns, instead of being lone wolves and building obsidian vaults, however we are allowing both completely.

So give us a try and remember, only the NEET survive!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.