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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 7645 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 19 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!