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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 1775 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!