Crafty Jew Crew – Where even rightwingers can’t resist the taste of our blocks!

anti-Semitic rhetoric, anti-semitism, Bigotry, blocks, conspiracy theories, corophillia, Crafty, CREW, discrimination, extremism, Hate Speech, holohoax, ignorance, intolerance, jew, Jewish shit, Nazis, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Resist, rightwingers, Taste, Xenophobia

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2763
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Zombie Dances:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Void Gems Collected:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3909	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Star Shards Collected:	67
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	284	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9956	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ores Mined:	5721
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	124

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	158
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.