Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

FTB Ultimate Reloaded by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ulr.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Nexus Worlds

PvP, Survival

A fun and friendly minecraft survival server. Made for the players. We host unique and fun events. We have custom made quests and rewards.Minecraft in a different way!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Kencrafters Community Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Do you want a fun, safe and amazing community server to play on? What about family friendly? Well my friend, this is your chance! Come join us! We do constant community events, Nonstop survival challenges, and best of all, a fun loving community accepting of all ages! Joining discord and accepting some roles is one of the only ways you’ll be able to get ONTO the server, but it’s a precautionary measure to keep away trolls and griefers. Just follow the rules and your stay in the community is going to be an amazing one!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9091
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AstroMine

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Crops Grown:	3837
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

boolets.net

Survival

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	79
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	451
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LonksMC Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ForestBlock

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ForestBlock! The next EarthSMP to take the Minecraft Community by storm! Featuring tons of custom plugins & textures, ForestBlock’s quality will leave you astounded. We offer tons of cool never seen before features such as Custom Fishing, Custom Farming, a new take on the classic Auction House experience and so much more!Take part in community events including Fishing Events & Events hosted by Server Admins for rewarding prizes!We have modern custom Vehicles on ForestBlock! Fly into battle with your team, or maybe even sail a boat! The choice is yours, the possibilites are endless.ForestBlock awaits you…

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Void Armor Forged:	29
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LibreVoxel

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

This server was created to address a fundamental problem. There are too few Minecraft servers hosting the vanilla game mode without modifications. I want to host Minecraft the way it was meant to be played; that is all. As the administrator, I am committed to keeping the gameplay as vanilla and seamless as possible. I invite you to join us in getting back to basics; this server isn’t an anarchy server. It’s just a Minecraft server—down to earth and as straightforward as possible. No gimmicks, no cheaters, no special mechanics—just the game as Notch intended. Votifier might come later, please spread this server through word of mouth, and enjoy yourselves.Cross-play will come soonPlease join the discord, or make your opinions known on the subreddit; r/librevoxel/

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Emeralds Found:	7351
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SavageFactions

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Create your sanctuary amidst the chaos of SavageFactions. Claim your territory and build your dream base. Customize every detail, from architecture to decor. Retreat to safety, store your treasures, and strategize your next move. Home is where your power and ambitions take root.A 1.8.9 faction server with Eaglercraft/Java/Bedrock support!– 125+ Enchantments – Balanced PvP & PvE – Custom PVE Grind (End Grinding /tokenshop)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

GlacierCraft

Economy, Survival

Dive into the enchanting realm of Glacier Craft, a Minecraft server that beckons with open arms. Here, an inviting community thrives like a second family, where players are welcomed by warm smiles and pixelated wonders. Traverse breathtaking frozen landscapes, crafted with collective imagination, and embark on thrilling quests that forge bonds as strong as ice. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, Glacier Craft offers a nurturing environment where creativity knows no bounds. Join us to sculpt, survive, and socialize in harmony, where the chill vibes of friendship melt away the woes of the outside world.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Emeralds Found:	2899	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RoseSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at mc.rosesmp.com with your friends!RoseSMP is a cross-play friendly survival server. We are currently a small survival server with a friendly active community but i hope we will grow one day!Bedrock ip: rosesmp.my.pebble.host port: 25619

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Runes Activated:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CiderMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

CiderMC is a small 1.20.1 survival server dedicated to bringing you the best player experience possible! We are brand new, and we look forward to seeing you!Plugins/Features we have: – Anti-Grief – mcMMO – Jobs – Player Shops – Player Warps – Ranks – Random Teleport – Friendly Community

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.