Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mines Excavated:	1525	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Dragon Eggs Found:	7077
Endless Night Skies:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Items Found:	8818
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9907	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Animals Bred:	144

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	New Chunks Explored:	294328

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Towns Built:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!