Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchantments Applied:	202
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
New Chunks Explored:	889927	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	458

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mines Excavated:	4188	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3850
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Farms Harvested:	564
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Potions Brewed:	25
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	2994
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	139
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Towns Built:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!