Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchantments Applied:	134
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MCAustria

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

Discover MCAustria.city! Immerse yourself in a world full of adventure, medieval atmosphere and exciting business simulation. Create your own city, trade with other players, explore dungeons and engage in exciting PVP battles. Enjoy the unique CityBuild experience and venture into the fascinating prison system. We have something for everyone! Join MCAustria.city today and experience limitless gaming fun. Don’t miss the chance to become part of our community and write your own legend!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Mines Excavated:	4905
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Phoxis

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Phoxis is a small active Minecraft server looking to grow the community. We strive to enhance the minecraft vanilla experience through the introduction of plugins.

We have custom races, custom mobs, custom items, Towny and many other things!

We stand out from other servers by our custom races plugin, fancy the flight of an angel or the speed and strength of a vampire? Then you’re sure to enjoy the server with over 15 different races! If you find that you don’t enjoy a certain race, then no worries, you can swap your race. Want a more vanilla playthrough, then just know Humans are a race too!

With the use of Towny, you can protect your builds, create towns and even nations. Stay safe from wars, or start them yourself!

Some other plugins like custom mobs, give you a fantasy feel. “Befriend” unicorns, slaughter goblins and face fierce opponents like the Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Be sure to approach mobs with caution for some; you are the enemy. But worry not, your battle gains you loot to craft strong weapons, armour and tools that improve your experience and make you stronger to face fiercer foes.

We’re sure to run events, these events including hide and seek, pvp arena, spleef and more. There’s an event for all, with great rewards for the winners and with a prize for participating it’s always worth taking part!

We look forward to seeing you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BlackMT

Economy, PvP, Roleplay

Welcome to BlackMT. This is a server where everything is much easier than on DDG, also called “OPMT”. Have you always wanted to become a criminal on DDG but never succeeded? That’s the perfect server for you.

Join onze discord via https://discord.blackmt.nl/

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ClubKhmer

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

ClubKhmer is a Minecraft network that allows you to have fun in a collection of minigames with other players

Games – Living (Survival Plots) – KnockbackFFA – BoxPvP

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

KingdomConquestMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7661
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

seichi.click network

Survival

Welcome to seichi.click network. With our server, you can enjoy not only land conditioning for building but also land conditioning for land conditioning. Enjoy the overwhelming land conditioning with destructive speed.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchantments Applied:	195
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ETHEREA Survival

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to ETHEREA SURVIVAL! We are a CROSS PLATFORM SEMI-VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server with 5 years of experience. We support Java and Bedrock Editions of Minecraft, as well as versions all the way back to 1.9. So you can enjoy ETHEREA on any device and almost recent version of Minecraft. Our goal is to create a place where everyone can let their imagination go wild and disconnect from the outside world. It does not matter if you’re an explorer, builder or just want to enjoy the community.

We have just relaunched for SEASON ONE after a long time in development. With a brand new spawn, crossplay with Bedrock Edition, and a variety of new features, the server is sure to provide you with an exciting and engaging adventure!

https://playetherea.net/survival/article/launching-etherea-survival-season-one

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	287
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ArCraft

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to AR Craft, the Minecraft server that takes the survival experience to a new level! Immerse yourself in a vibrant world full of challenges, where survival is the key to achieving greatness. At AR Craft, we offer a unique gaming experience that combines the excitement of survival mode with efficient yet balanced protections.

Our server is designed for those looking for the true essence of Minecraft, where every resource counts and every decision affects your adventure. Short but effective protection ensures that your buildings are safe, allowing you to focus on exploring, trading, and fighting environmental challenges.

Highlighted Features of AR Craft:

1. **Strategic Protections:** Enjoy the peace of mind of knowing that your buildings are protected without compromising the excitement of the game. Our protections are designed to balance security and competition, encouraging interaction between players.

2. **Dynamic Economy:** Participate in a thriving economic system where you can trade with other players, establish shops and accumulate wealth. Build your empire from scratch and become the most successful trader!

3. **Epic Events:** Immerse yourself in periodic events that will challenge your skills and strategies. From boss raids to player-to-player competitions, there’s always something exciting on the horizon.

4. **Active Community:** Join a friendly and active community of players who share your passion for survival in Minecraft. Collaborate with others, form alliances, and participate in community events to strengthen ties within the server.

AR Craft is more than just a Minecraft server; It is a dynamic world full of possibilities where your adventure takes shape. Get ready to face challenges, forge alliances, and build your legacy in AR Craft! Survival awaits you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Towns Built:	10
Farms Harvested:	113	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Volcanic Craft

Bedwars, Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to VolcanicCraft, a Minecraft server where adventure await!, where friends and fun are the name of the game! Our server is a community of players who come together to explore, build, and have a great time in a safe and welcoming environment. Creepers and other monsters lurk around every corner. The key to survival is to use your skills and knowledge to stay ahead of the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our community today and start your Minecraft adventure with friends and fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

QSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and engaging survival experience, QSMP is the perfect choice for you. With a host of unique features and a friendly community, you’re sure to find plenty to keep you engaged and entertained.

One of the key features that sets QSMP apart from other Minecraft servers is its focus on survival. The server has been designed to provide a challenging survival experience that will keep you on your toes at all times. Whether you’re fending off hostile mobs, building your own shelter, or exploring the vast world, there’s always something new to discover and conquer.

But that’s not all – QSMP also offers a range of unique features that you won’t find anywhere else. For example, the server has a custom economy system that allows you to buy and sell items with other players. This adds a whole new level of depth and strategy to the gameplay, as you must carefully manage your resources and make smart trades to get ahead.

Another standout feature of QSMP is the community. The server is home to a friendly and welcoming community of players who are always happy to help out and chat. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game, you’ll find plenty of support and encouragement from your fellow players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that offers a challenging survival experience with unique features and a friendly community, look no further than QSMP. Join today and start exploring the vast world and building your own place in it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CarsonCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

CarsonSMP is a semi-vanilla, survival world with an almost infinite border. A small community, but dedicated to playing survival. The owner, Cdcarson99 loves to share and loves to help other succeed in any project. This server includes a few plugins, none of which are overpowered!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minemass

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minemass is a modern, high-quality, Hungarian minecraft server with many game modes and unusual systems. If you like Prison, Skyblock, Survival game modes, you must try this one too!

Join our community, lead the top lists!

English: If you’re an avid Minecraft player who’s looking for a server that offers a little something extra, Minemass is the perfect choice for you! This modern, high-quality Hungarian Minecraft server boasts a variety of game modes and unusual systems that you won’t find anywhere else. If you are a fan of Prison, Skyblock, or Survival, Minemass is a server you absolutely must try. Join this lively community today and climb your way to the top of the leaderboards! – HUNGARIAN LANGUAGE ONLY. NO English chat!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Cookies And Cream Hype

Economy, PvP, Survival

Brand new server! Come join the fun Minecraft adventure that is Cookies And Cream Hype!

We’re a small whitelist server developing a mature and friendly community for anyone that’d like to join us. Apply on our discord server :]

Discord: https://discord.gg/KgGw8jUXGt Server IP: mc.cookiesandcreamhype.com Version : 1.19.4 (Java)

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Cyberius

Creative, Vanilla

¡Bienvenid@s a Cyberius! IP: play.tecnius.net Technical survival server, latest version of Java AND Bedrock, community focused for NON premium and premium. There are great new items and dynamics that will make your experience special! The optional Texturepack includes custom skins, new items and mobs. You’ll also find Dungeons with special bosses, unique items, and custom weapons! And we have creative world! The staff is very active, and is always working to fix any problem or question that arises. Don’t hesitate to talk to them! The community awaits you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Fox Crafters Survival Moderno

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Modality: Modern Survival, server made by people who want something different in the way it is played and shared among friends

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.