Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	316
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

The Hangout

Survival

Come join the newest survival server! We have many plugins to expand your Minecraft experience including, advanced claims, anti-hacking and anti-griefing.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TownTrek Craft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

What Awaits You: Custom Earth Map: Discover a world inspired by Earth, filled with unique landscapes and endless opportunities. Towny Plugin: Forge alliances, build towns, and immerse yourself in a dynamic political landscape. Exciting Features: From thrilling gambling experiences to unique crates and innovative plugins, TownTrek offers a diverse range of gameplay experiences. Slimefun Plugin: Unleash your creativity with Slimefun, a feature-packed plugin that adds new items, machines, and technology to enhance your Minecraft adventure.

Connect to TownTrek using our server IP: towntrekcraft.my.pebble.host

We can’t wait to see you in TownTrek. Visit our website for more details: https://towntrek-craft.tebex.io/ You can also visit our dynmap at: https://map.towntrekcraft.xyz/

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Fables and Fantasy RP

Character, Combat, Custom, Darkelf, Discord, Dwarves, Economy, Elf, Factions, FANTASY, Fantasyroleplay, Fantasyrp, Goblin, Hafling, Harrypotter, Highelf, History, Hobbit, Human, Kingdom, Kingdoms, Lordoftherings, Magic, Medievalroleplay, Medievalrp, Minecraftserver, mmorpg, Nations, Orc, PvP, Recourcepack, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Shaders, Spawn, Thehobbit, Undead, Warhammer, Woodelf

Fables and Fantasy RoleplayThe New Roleplaying experience in Minecraft!

What does it mean?Fables and Fantasy is the ultimate RP experience. Set in a medieval fantasy universe on the beautiful lands of Eden. In this world you can do whatever what you want! Want to be a trader? A grand wizard? Or maybe ascheming politician, that or you want to take the criminal path…? Everything is possible in Eden. Make it happen!

What else do we offer?Together with amazing gameplay, we offer a unique Minecraft experience!As stated before everything is possible in Eden. Your character, yourrules!Epic locations for your character to explore and adventure in! Find the rules on our discord. Check out our announcements for images! A lot of lore to give locations flavor and life! Discover long-lost secrets or use their information to further your agenda and work your way up to the top…Eden is a place to make or break your character. To go from a humble peasant to a proud Emperor. Or from a fugitive to a mighty warrior.

What is our purpose? Our goal is to create a safe environment for players toget used to roleplaying.In addition, we offer a hub for experienced roleplayers to make their mark on Eden for the years to come! We want to illustrate that everyone in our community can make a difference.

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Website: https://fablesfantasyrp.com/Wiki: https://fablesfantasyrp.com/wikiForums: https://forums.fablesfantasyrp.com/index.phpPlanetMinecraft: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/fables-and-fantasy/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtVSEPrtzzLgqD62BPrdKrAInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/fablesandfantasymcrp/Dynamic Map: http://play.fablesfantasyrp.com:8083/Server Store: https://buy.fablesfantasyrp.com/Discord: https://discord.gg/fablesfantasyrp

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Beyond Vanilla

Survival

We are a diverse community of friendly players who all share a love for Minecraft survival. The name Beyond Vanilla comes from the fact that while we certainly have vanilla survival gameplay, we have a few quality of life plugins such as multiplayer sleep and coreprotect that we believe are needed to run a multiplayer the right way. We are have no whitelists or and hoops you have to jump through to play with us. No hubs, no anything. The second you join you will spawn in an area where you can immediately get to work on making this world your own, so if you have any doubts or questions feel free to stop by and ask!

As one user has said, the server is like “Vanilla with chocolate chunks thrown in”

IP: beyondvanil.la

Dynmap: https://map.beyondvanil.la/

Discord: https://discord.gg/ecr5CH8

Note: Nether will be reset in 1.16

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7467
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GrindStone

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

SMP and MiniGames to play with your friends! Join our Community Today!!!

Join GrindStone to play on our Brand New SMP!!! Play MiniGames with your Friends!!! Join our Discord server @ https://discord.gg/AQbzENHgPT Join our Instagram @ https://www.instagram.com/grindstone_servers/

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Billionaire City [1.19 – 1.20] | New Player Bonus /np | Minecraft’s Most Outstanding Economy & City Server!

city, Custommap, Economy, Mounts, Pets, Pve Economy, Pveeconomy, Survival

How to Join!

There is no requirements to play on Billionaire City! All you need to do is add the Server with the following IP:

IP: billionaire.city

Discord: https://billionaire.city/discord

About Billionaire City

Yet all those features do not bind your Playstyle in anyway, you are free to play as whatever you desire, vigilante, businessman or a subway surfer.All this comes packed with a friendly and welcoming, yet competitive Community!

Our strongest advantage over most Economy Server is our stable Economy that doesn’t require any resets or other wipes, it is maintained as it goes!

Updates & Improvements

Ever since the official Release on the 12th of May 2023, we have deployed over 184 Updates of varying sizes to Billionaire City. Some of the most important features that are now crucial to Billionaire City, weren’t existant when we first released, such as Corporations or Custom Fishing & Ships. You can check our Update-Log yourself on the Discord: https://billionaire.city/discord

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Billionaire City [1.19 - 1.20] | New Player Bonus /np | Minecraft's Most Outstanding Economy & City Server! Minecraft Server

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8326
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Void Armor Forged:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

YeetCraft

PvE, Survival

A small SMP server! Just your average SMP, but more trusting. Instead of claiming land you can build wherever you want with no limits! All griefers are permbanned, so you don’t have to worry about griefing! If you do see a griefer, report them using /mail to the owner, SaltMKII. Make sure to type /rules when you join to guarantee you have the best experience possible. Come join the server, enjoy!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Crops Grown:	4363	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Roosles Epic Minecraft Server

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

BETA BETA BETA

Hello, my name is Roosle, I am currently developing a minecraft server for my viewers and likewise, I am proud to announce that the server is to the point where I feel an open beta is needed! This server is ANTI P2W and has ZERO PAY TO WIN ASPECTS, all purchases are cosmetic only, including the keys. This server has been in the works for a long, long time and I am very grateful to be able to even do it. The server claim based survival, and weekly events will be held for CASH AND PRIZES. (some exceptions on the weekly rule due to travel and such.) I hope everyone who joins enjoys my passion project and I hope to see you all in game. Any questions or comments? Feel free to send me an email at [email protected]I’d be glad to answer any question about the server. Lastly, big thank you to all my supporters on YouTube and Twitch, without you guys and girls this dream of mine would not be possible. THANK YOU ALL.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Loft MC | Freeplay | Townscape | 1.20.4

Community, Creative, Duels, Economy, Freeplay, Lore, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Shops, Streamers, Survival, Towns

Join the Adventure on The Loft MC!

Explore a world of endless possibilities on our Freeplay server. Discover a relaxed environment where players can build their own towns, start a trade empire, or unleash their creative side on a custom terrain world. Get ready for thrilling server-wide events every week with amazing prizes to be won.

Freeplay offers:

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Join our lively Discord server today and take the first step towards your adventure: https://discord.gg/loft. We can’t wait to welcome you to The Loft MC!

IP: play.theloftmc.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MineJupiter

Survival

Hello! Thank you for wanting to know more about MineJupiter! This is a survival server with mods for version 1.12.2. I’m sure you’ve ever thought about being on a server with your friends with the best mods, so enter MineJupiter! All the mods (there aren’t many so you don’t need a NASA computer either ;)) you will find them in the #new-mods channel document on our discord. We hope to see you on the server! 😀

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MikArt Europe

Earth, Survival

A really peaceful fun server with a good comunity. join the discord from the link. the community is really nice and helpful

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Zilla’s Modded

Battlegear, Forge, Furniture, Moddedserver, Modpack, Server, Survival, Tech, Tekkit, Trains

Mine with a pickaxe, with robots, or with tunnel boring trains. You can do some comfy interior design, or you could build an industrial railroad. You can use the advanced combat mechanics and dual wield, or you could ignore them and fight the vanilla way. Shoot a boomstick, or throw spears like a caveman.

Zilla’s Modded is a Forge 1.7.10 modpack server based on the idea of playing how you want to. There’s something fun for everyone, whether you’re a technical player, PVPer, builder, or anything in-between. We’re looking for more players, so tell your friends!

Modpack download: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/zillas-pack

IP: countries-raised.joinmc.link

To install the modpack, you must “import” the ZIP file with either CurseForge launcher, Prism launcher, or ATlauncher (ATlauncher is preferred).

Discord community server for Zilla’s Modded: https://discord.gg/nr8pqEF5r3

It is highly recommend to comb through the list of mods in this modpack, and look at their CurseForge pages and wikis to see what they allow you to do.

The full list of mods included in the modpack can be found here: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/zillas-pack/relations/dependencies

Quick tips:* ‘G’ opens up the crafting guide, and clicking “Set item” allows you to search the item list* ‘R’ toggles battlegear mode (allows you to dual wield weapons)* Your battlegear mode inventory is accessed by clicking the ‘BG’ button inside of your inventory.* ‘F’ to fart when sitting on a toilet* Tunnel bores and trains are cool :]* There are explosive arrows, katanas, spears, and boomsticks ;]

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	711
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MCCQ

Survival

MCCQ is a friendly survival server. In this server, we have griefprevention and Essentials installed.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

FreedomCraft Network

Adventure, Anticheat, Bloodmoon, challenge, Classes, Community, Custom, Custombosses, Custombuilds, Customitems, Custommobs, Customplugins, Dedicated, Dedicatedserver, Dungeons, Economy, Elitemobs, Friendly, Fun, MCMMO, Minions, mmo, mmorpg, Mythicmobs, Nolag, PvE, Pve Economy, Quest, Quests, Ranks, Rankup, Rankups, RPG, Server, Shop, Shops, smp, Survival, Updatedfrequently, Wiki

star star FreedomCraft Adventure RPG star star

Basic Content:

Custom Dungeons, most handmade

Custom Instancing Setup: You will never run out of dungeon content because it is cleared or occupied!Custom Coded RPG Stats plugin with special accessories and bonuses on gear!Custom Skins, Models, Boss Powers, and Environments for originality!

Planned/WIP Features:

Custom Classes, allowing players to unlock more abilities and spec certain paths to make combat more interestingCustom Pets, providing combat bonuses and status effectsItem Enhancement System, allowing players to customize their gearsets to their playstyles or specific challengesCustom Turrets, providing defense against the Bloodmoon at players’ bases13+ Mob Arenas with 30 waves each and unique bosses/rewards throughout

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Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LeoFanteCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

Experience real vanilla, play with your friends in factions and do pvp with crackshot weapons! We also added creative! Have fun with us and your friends!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.