Crafty Jacket’s LOLz Server

1080ti, banned export, Chads, China, Competition, consumer behavior, controversy, Crafty, export regulations, Gaming, Graphics cards, Hardware, jackets, lolz, market trends, Mr jacket, new gen, nvidia, rtx 4090, rtx 5080, Server, speculation, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have the latest and greatest technology? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we’re already using RTX 5080 graphics cards from the future! That’s right, we’ve got technology so cutting-edge, it hasn’t even been invented yet in some parts of the world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the RTX 4090 is so powerful, it’s been banned for export to China. Why? Because it’s too OP for mere mortals to handle. But not on our server! We embrace the power of the 4090 and use it to build the most epic structures and conquer the toughest mobs.

Join us and become part of the elite 4090 chads who knew all along that this graphics card was the new 1080ti. Don’t let anyone try to jew you out of experiencing the true power of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and game like never before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	25
Star Shards Collected:	106	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Potions Brewed:	62
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Runes Activated:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Buildings Constructed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	921
Magic Items Found:	3342	Potions Brewed:	45
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	109	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Animals Bred:	185	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	566	Animals Bred:	188
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Buildings Constructed:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Zombie Dances:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.