Crafty Jacket’s LOLz Server

1080ti, banned export, Chads, China, Competition, consumer behavior, controversy, Crafty, export regulations, Gaming, Graphics cards, Hardware, jackets, lolz, market trends, Mr jacket, new gen, nvidia, rtx 4090, rtx 5080, Server, speculation, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have the latest and greatest technology? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we’re already using RTX 5080 graphics cards from the future! That’s right, we’ve got technology so cutting-edge, it hasn’t even been invented yet in some parts of the world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the RTX 4090 is so powerful, it’s been banned for export to China. Why? Because it’s too OP for mere mortals to handle. But not on our server! We embrace the power of the 4090 and use it to build the most epic structures and conquer the toughest mobs.

Join us and become part of the elite 4090 chads who knew all along that this graphics card was the new 1080ti. Don’t let anyone try to jew you out of experiencing the true power of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and game like never before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Mines Excavated:	1341	Falling into the Void:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	466
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Holy Grails Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Animals Bred:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Emeralds Found:	8948
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Villages Defended:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.