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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Farms Harvested:	266
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Enchantments Applied:	251
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Gryphons Tamed:	2

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The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Star Shards Collected:	179	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Buildings Constructed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dimension Hops:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchantments Applied:	99	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mines Excavated:	2336	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Potions Brewed:	81

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	2197
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Runes Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Animals Bred:	37	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dimension Hops:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

minepurist.net

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

unrealtactical.com

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Animals Bred:	167	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

play.xcsurvival.com

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1548
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

titocraft.mcserv.me

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4638
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Farms Harvested:	212
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	196	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	425
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	13

play.msrebound.com

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4224	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	182	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

dorfmine.com