Crafty Horseplay: Where You’ll Never Hear That Rumor Again!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything goes, just like this wild story! Join us for a crazy time filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you need change from a paid encounter. Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us today!

Neuland Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5

Neuland Server

85.131.157.16

Terra Australis Australian Server

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Alien Abductions:	2

Welcome to Terra Australis We offer three different worlds, each offering different styles of gameplay; Survival – Classic minecraft; build with other players, mob spawning and access to the nether and the end. – Optional region and PvP protection. Lock doors, chests, dispensers etc. – Access to shops and creation of player stores and towns. – PVP/CTF arenas, Minigames Wilderness – Griefing, raiding and PVP enabled 24/7. – Limited command access and delayed teleports between other worlds. – Access to local shops and global bank to transfer loot to survival world. RPG – Detailed quests. Skills. Separate inventory. – Co-operative mode. – Form parties with other players and NPC familiars and hirelings to complete raids/quests.

terra-australis.net

DistopiAdventure

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Votes:	8502	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Semi Role-Play / Factions / Pvp Box / MobArena / Adventures / Quest / Epic Events / Mini-Events And Much more !

Distopia.omgcraft.fr

Creative Temper

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Creative Temper is a build team that enjoys group builds, solo projects, building competitions, creating adventure maps, survival, and anything else Minecraft can offer us. You can join and build right away as there is no whitelist. If you show skill in design, theme, detail,and overall build composition via your entry build in the Trialbuild world, you earn the Builder rank. We offer 10 worlds to play,you can find the world list at the bottom of the post. Come join us today @Creative Temper!

108.166.172.85

McWarDeTeam

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Villages Defended:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

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mcwar.de

Mexican Craft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Mexican Craft is a place where players can play live and thrive. We encourage battles for resources and power. We utilize towny for the protection of players items, that is until war comes along! When War is initiated the two nations fight until the other one collapses, the player then can raid everything in sight! We allow griefing, raiding. Who will be the most powerful on the server? Is it you?

188.165.94.45

minecussis

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Farms Harvested:	978	Love Letters Sent:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Dutch Welcome to minecussis! We are a fun survival server with a number of mini-games. Minecussis has been around since October 2013 and in almost 1 year we have built a nice community that we would like to have you join. We are amazed at what great projects the community has come up with on the old maps and are curious to see what new projects the community and you will start.

English Welcome on minecussis! We are a survival Server with a handfull of minigames. Minecussis started in october 2013. We have a nice community and a staff team that will help you with your problems.

The server runs on a VPS with 5 GB ram and 60 Slots.

178.20.170.89:25680

Hugcraft

Creative, Parkour, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Welcome to Hugcraft! We are a HUB server with an EXTREMELY friendly community. This means we provide multiple ways to play Minecraft such as Survival, Creative, and many minigames!

Make sure you give Hugcraft a chance! -Hugs

142.4.217.165:25759

SkilledCraftSurvival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Items Found:	1201
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

The SkilledCraft [Survival] Server is a non-pvp friendly minecraft survival server. We have a beautifully crafted spawn built by Madness64. We have a market and minigame spawn as well. There are drop parties almost everyday (if admin and average group of players are on). The owner is Rockerboy107. We also have a separate pvp faction server owned by gpm8062000. the IP for that server is 198.24.170.138:43097. (Its getting a sub-domain soon ). If you have any further questions log on now and ask an admin or mod.

198.24.167.138

KingdomCraft Factions

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	380	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1328
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3

We are a role playing faction pvp server. We have kind staff and looking for staff.We have a races plugin.We hope you to have the best Rp faction raiding experience and donate and possibly get staff.We have op drop parties and weekly events.We also encourage raiding greifing and just full out pvp.

108.166.179.60

Dark Vector

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5664	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Towns Built:	7

this server is a tekkit server ,it is not a 24/7 server so yea it is a cracked server as well so cracked people can join. there are a lot of plugins ,we are active nearly all the time until 10 pm and there are nearly always a staff member on.if you have any question about the server talk to the owners [ kimmi (goober98), tomat (cephpodiod), david (davidmorris), and honeybear (LEWISMORGAN) ] plz talk to them they wont bite or you can just talk to the staff members and they will tell them. the server ip is:93.97.125.32 i have had to put a different one in

Play.dutchmineplayers.nl

Medieval Lords

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	896	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	1707	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Items Found:	5451
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Medieval Lords™ is a very fun and entertaining minecraft kit pvp server minecraft kitpvp server minecraft Town server, minecraft Towny server, minecraft pvp server,minecraft dungeon server, and minecraft economy server. Filled with custom events, player shops, amazing structures, and much more! We strive to provide you with the best Gameplay experience. With daily events such as Skyblock, Hunger Games, Spleef, and many others. Our security is top notch which allows you to have a fair and enjoyable experience while participating in our vast community which is growing by the second. Many plugins are available for your protection and general use such as, Deadbolt/Lockette, and Chest Shops. This server uses a Cobblestone economy system, gain money and trade with other players to attain Godly Armor which you can use in our custom PvP Arena, The Black Forest!. We also have fun, active Moderators and Admins who assist players both in game and on our Ventrilo voice server. Join us today and create your own Town, become ruler of your own Nation, and begin your amazing adventure here on Medieval Lords™. voted best minecraft server , best minecraft pvp server , best minecraft towny server

go.playminecraft.org

TheArchon

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Come join TheArchon! This is the most active Factions server on the planet that contains constant betrayals, wither raids, new defensive tactics being deployed each day, and a place where you can battle alongside some of your favorite YouTubers. Along with a variety of Factions gamemodes, including Ranked Factions and OP Factions, TheArchon is a place where you can play an addictive Prison gamemode and an abundance of mini games. What are you waiting for? Grab your friends and come join PvP.TheArchon.Net!

The Archon’s Features:

Custom Enchantments mcMMO OP Factions YouTubers Intense PvP & Raiding

pvp.thearchon.net

Ethicraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Votes:	9210	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Ethicraft

fun.ethicraft.net

KalmarCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Towns Built:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	433	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

KalmarCraft is a PVP-RPG based Factions server. We are mainly a Faction-based server, but we also offer Minigames to have fun in, and a great balanced Economy system with all kinds of ways to earn and spend money!

We give players a chance to get started, we reward you with new stuff such as kits as you rank up for free, our staff is friendly, and always there to help you! We hope to see you join our community and have fun!

play.kalmarcraft.com