Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even David Irving would be like, “What in the blocky world is going on here?!” Join us and explore a world where the Holocaust never happened because Hitler was too busy trying to perfect his redstone creations. That’s right, according to our lore, Hitler’s subordinates were the real masterminds behind the whole thing, leaving ol’ Adolf completely in the dark. So come on, join us and witness a Minecraft server crazier than a pig riding a minecart through the Nether!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 1
Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Farms Harvested: 273
Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Idunn: Where we specialize in making vanilla Minecraft as complicated as possible!

    Idunn: Where we specialize in making vanilla Minecraft as complicated as possible!
    Welcome to Idunn – Your Next Adventure Awaits!
    Join us on today for the launch of Idunn, a vibrant Minecraft SMP!
    Our Server:
    Version 1.21: We’re running on the latest Minecraft version, giving you access to all the latest features and updates!
    Grief Protection: Don’t worry about anything happening to your beloved builds!
    Friendly Staff: Having an issue? Create a ticket and inform a staff member. We will be happy to help!
    Features You’ll Love:
    Quality of Life Add-Ons:
    Land Claims: Protect your builds and create your dream world without fear!
    Player Shops: Trade with friends and establish your marketplace!
    Spawn & Home: You will always be able to warp back to Spawn or your bed!
    Player Warps: Set a place to warp back too! You can even make it public and have people visit!
    Mods:
    Custom Terrain Generation: Explore a unique world with custom terrain and structures across all three dimensions, bringing the environment to life!
    Looting Plug-In: Don’t worry about friends snagging your items! Our looting plug-in ensures you get your share, no matter what!
    Custom Currency: Start your adventure with 250 Krona to trade and buy items!
    Exclusive Trading Cards: Collect 36 unique trading cards based on our first season! Will you be able to gather them all?

    Join the Server! – [play.idunn.one:25565]

    Join our Discord! – https://discord.gg/HDj9jKcJqu

    Join Us! We can’t wait to see you on Idunn for an unforgettable adventure!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the Idunn Minecraft server?

    A: You can join the server by connecting to play.idunn.one:25565 in your Minecraft client.

    Q: Is there any grief protection on the server?

    A: Yes, we have grief protection in place to ensure that your builds are safe.

    Q: How can I contact staff if I have an issue?

    A: You can create a ticket or contact a staff member on our Discord server for assistance.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: Yes, we have features like land claims, player shops, custom terrain generation, looting plug-in, custom currency, and exclusive trading cards.

    Q: Can I warp back to spawn or my home easily?

    A: Yes, you can always warp back to spawn or your bed with ease.

    Q: How can I start my adventure with currency on the server?

    A: You will start with 250 Krona to trade and buy items on Idunn.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Brain Rewire Minecraft Server

    Brain Rewire Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring personality in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can literally rewire your brain and become a whole new player!

    Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery as you transform into the most pleasant and likable character in the Minecraft universe. But beware, just like in real life, changing your personality in-game is not an easy task. You might find yourself questioning if it’s all just a waste of time, or if you can truly become a new and improved player.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic quest to become the ultimate Minecraft personality chameleon. Who knows, you might even unlock hidden powers and abilities along the way. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /csg/ – Creeper Survival Guild

    Minecraft SMP – /csg/ – Creeper Survival Guild
    Welcome to Vampyre Juvinate Edition! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

    Forget about boring old skilling bosses, we have the Gate of Elidinis where you can fight offhands made of Runecrafting and Divination, unlock a new overhead prayer, and even get your hands on a new scripture. And don’t forget about the 4th conjure that’s basically a defensive waste of ectoplasm – because who doesn’t love wasting ectoplasm?

    But wait, there’s more! Explore the Sanctum of Rebirth, an “elite” dungeon that will test your skills to the max. Complete the Underworld diary for some epic rewards and level up your Mining and Smithing to a crazy max level of 110.

    If you haven’t played since the First Age, don’t worry! We have a Wiki Guide for Returning Players to help you catch up on all the madness. And make sure to check out the official news archive for all the latest updates.

    Join us for the latest quest, Soul Searching, and dive into the new skill of Necromancy. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can join our insane world filled with vampires, necromancers, and endless adventures?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a journey like no other!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • PhonelessBarberShop – Minecraft Server

    PhonelessBarberShop – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of waiting in line for hours just to get a simple haircut? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no queues for the barber shop! You can get a fresh new haircut in seconds, without any tears or worries from your loved ones.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of walking to the barber’s without a phone, just like in the crazy story above. Who needs a phone when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

    So come on over and join us for some hilarious adventures and wild stories that will make you forget all about your real-life worries. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your long-lost cousin waiting in line at the virtual barber shop!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed

    WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this bride-to-be’s family drama!

    Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?

    And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

    So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

    SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader
    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Ores Mined: 7807
    Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Farms Harvested: 965
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

    CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter
    Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Emeralds Found: 7667
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • SumyMedCraft Server

    SumyMedCraft Server
    so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

    our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

    oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6287
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

    HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss
    lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Alien Abductions: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4853 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

    Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft
    yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Emeralds Found: 4266 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

    Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

    🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

    Overview:

    Server Type Hardcore Vanilla Survival
    Version Java 1.21
    Resets Vote for resets on Discord
    Features No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

    Rules:

    Join Now:

    – IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Is cheating allowed on the server? No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
    Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing? PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
    Can I claim land on the server? No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

    The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

    Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

    Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

    Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Falling into the Void: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 32
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 246

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • StepDadDanceNoChance

    StepDadDanceNoChance
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

    We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

    So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • LoveCraftedMC

    LoveCraftedMC
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Potions Brewed: 31
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Epic Battles Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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