Crafty Giraffe Milkers – No Femcels Allowed!

Allowed, aphrodite, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, Crafty, empowerment, femcels, Giraffe, internet culture, milk a giraffe, milkers, Misogyny, online behavior, POL, prettier than, self esteem, self worth, social media, stop shitting, toxic communities, trolling, women’s issues

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	200	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our unbelievably awesome Minecraft server, where even the femcels are too busy milking giraffes to cause any trouble! Join us and experience a world where you are more beautiful than Aphrodite herself – seriously, she’s jealous of your pixelated perfection.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are too scared to explode, they just stand there in awe of your building skills. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw diamonds at your feet as you walk by because they know you’re the true ruler of this land.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the legendary Minecraft player you were always meant to be. And remember, on our server, the only drama is deciding which color sheep to shear next.

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	7728
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Potions Brewed:	103	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6531
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Crops Grown:	1015	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2718
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crops Grown:	3101
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Buildings Constructed:	42	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Star Shards Collected:	255	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	320
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9436	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Zombie Dances:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magic Items Found:	3311
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mines Excavated:	2648	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com