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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 4960 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 |
Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 344 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
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