Crafty Fools: Where dumb faggots can avoid disasters with a little creativity! LOL

Accountability, anger, AVOID, avoidable situation, BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, consequences, Crafty, creativity, Disappointment, Disasters, dumb, FAGGOT, Faggots, Failure, Fools, Frustration, Incompetence, Job, leadership, lol, loyalty, magi, RESPONSIBILITY, Sinbad, Support, teamwork

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5186	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Holy Grails Found:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of incompetent support staff ruining your adventures in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where Sinbad is always supported as a Magi, preventing all disasters and mishaps. Say goodbye to dumb faggots and hello to a magical journey filled with epic quests, crazy creatures, and endless fun. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic tale – join now and let the adventure begin!

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6574	Dimension Hops:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	2140	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Void Gems Collected:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dimension Hops:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Emeralds Found:	6064
Magic Items Found:	2551	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Farms Harvested:	450
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
New Chunks Explored:	16291	Animals Bred:	59
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6200	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Crops Grown:	6333	New Chunks Explored:	421414
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1744

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchantments Applied:	54	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magic Items Found:	2001
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun