Crafty Flopsters: Where even the creepers ask ‘Why did it flop?’

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Love Letters Sent:	10	Void Armor Forged:	25
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9344	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

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Sputnik One Networks

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

This is a vanilla SMP server for dedicated users who wish to be a part of a close and exclusive community. It uses a white-list, though we are currently open to applications (go to http://sputnik1net.org/mc/). We will likely remain on full releases of vanilla minecraft, as snapshots are often too unstable, and bukkit is too slow to update.

mc.sputnik1net.org

TheBroadSword Server!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	41
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

TheBroadSword Server!

192.227.132.211

MinecraftUK.com

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Towns Built:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	864
Dragon Scales Harvested:	440	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	1283	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Welcome to the MCUK Server Listing,

MCUK has Multiple Themes spread across Several Worlds Our economy is mainly based on Mob Killing & Trading, Offering Creative, Survival, PvP, PvE, SkyBlock, Skywars Mini-Games and lots more.

Established since early 2011 with 99%+ uptime. CONNECT & BUILD STRAIGHT AWAY (no whitelist, membership is free, donations and shop ). PLENTY OF CHOICE & DIVERSITY TO KEEP YOU OCCUPIED, START HAVING FUN & MAKE NEW FRIENDS NOW. YOUR ADVENTURE AWAITS….

MinecraftUK one of the Finest minecraft communities in the Universe.

Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

play.minecraftuk.com

Animal Town

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Emeralds Found:	5371
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dragons Tamed:	5

This is an amazing server that you want to join. awesome staff they are there to make your playtime worth it. They are outgoing and there to protect you and what you build. It’s one of them servers you go on and always want to be on. Players and staff are awesome people to play with so what are you waiting for join!

mc.animal-town.net

Underverse

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Come join the new server Underverse, a PVP Conquest server where you and your friends can conquest the towns and other players homes!

216.172.107.217

Scorched Earth

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magic Items Found:	4036
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

23/7 hrs uptime 28 Slots Cops and Robbers v2 (2 maps of 10) Spleef Player MADE Minigames (requires 2 USD) AC 6/16/13 Semi community Voting Rewards

108.170.5.66:25693

CraftVille

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

CraftVille is a survival community orientated server in which players make friends and have fun, building and playing games together.

We have some Mini-Games to keep players interested and competitive as well as an Economy, a Town system where players can form their own community and of course a flawless grief rollback and protection system so your builds are always safe with us.

CraftVille.is.si

GiBcraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
New Chunks Explored:	464296	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	7183	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Casual, adult minecraft server. Economy and protected homes via residence. Entire west dedicated to PvP. Entire east is PvP free zone dedicated to PvE.

world.gibcraft.com

jdcraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

New server thats pve with pvp arenas and mob arenas. 17 different effect arrows. Zombie survival map.GUNS AND EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL!!! Unique server drop in and check us out.

198.154.115.2

RegularChaos

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Emeralds Found:	1048	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	1682	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

We are a comparatively small server with a nice community and focus on freebuild and survival. There are no properties outside of the spawn city and anyone who finds a nice, uninhabited place is welcome to settle there. All buildings are welcome, there is no specified server style and no size restrictions.

The server itself is based on the vanilla feel with a few additional selected plugins. We try to keep the good old Minecraft feeling alive. There is no pay-to-win and no admin shops. Trade only exists as barter between players.

Our server base is a more mature server and we welcome every reasonable player who would like to enrich our small community by enjoying the game and with respect for other people’s gaming achievements.

RegularChaos.de

Meta-Union

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

This server is a freebuild server and mainly German-speaking. You can build wherever you want as long as you follow our rules.

You can protect yourself against griefers with properties (plugin: GriefPrevention). You can find all further information in the game. The rest is up to your creativity. I wish you much fun.

We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: ts.meta-union.com:10012) www.Meta-Union.com

meta-union.com

Lazuli MC

Creative, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Towns Built:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Welcome to Lazuli PvP!

Features – Factions – Access to a creative world! – MCMMO – Friendly Staff! – Stable economy! – Custom Loot – Anti-cheating tools – Dedicated server with 24/7 uptime, a website, and forums! – We use dev builds of plugins and bukkit to stay up to date with the most recent version of minecraft! – The Administration is extremely active, making sure the server is Stable and up to date!

lazulimc.net

SwordPVP

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Star Shards Collected:	233
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

The SwordPVP Network is a multiplayer Minecraft server network which features a collection of multiple high quality server-side modded gamemodes and mini-games focused on Player vs. Player (PVP) gameplay!

spvp.me

Alfi’s World

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	841
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Towns Built:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9

We are a young free server, searching for good people and admin’s, who are interested to help build, set and maintain the server. We have actually two arena’s any place to realize your creativity and we are preparing economy, shop, mine cart, dynmap and many more.

We are a young and starting free server, looking for smart people and admins who are interested in helping to build and maintain the server. We currently offer two Arenas and a lot of space for creativity, and we are preparing the economy, shop, minecart, dynmap and a lot of other interesting things.

82.119.123.106

TeamVareide

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

mc.teamvareide.com www.TeamVareide.com

mc.teamvareide.com