Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

New Minecraft Servers

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Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6906
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Towns Built:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7628
Mines Excavated:	1497	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Towns Built:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	936951
Ores Mined:	1775	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Towns Built:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	412	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
New Chunks Explored:	485762	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Zombie Dances:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

mso.bycraft.net

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

hugeboxes.minehut.gg

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz