Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21

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Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Villages Defended:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magic Items Found:	5711	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6613
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Towns Built:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mines Excavated:	3827
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9549	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6462
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mines Excavated:	3443	Star Shards Collected:	115
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Emeralds Found:	6189	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

supersmp.fun

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

1moreblock.com

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

voidsurvival.net

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	241
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

play.iruvatar.com

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

minebits.net