Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	270
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	120	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Emeralds Found:	1952	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

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MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5292	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

org.mineraze.net

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7088
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

mc.gladmc.com

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Votes:	7494	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Void Armor Forged:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	348

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398	Mineshafts Explored:	3

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4187
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
New Chunks Explored:	394611	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	562	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mines Excavated:	4931	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Emeralds Found:	2314	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si