Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8

New Minecraft Servers

so liek u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just cant get ur block on cuz ur post-ssri sexual dysfunction is gettin in the way? well, do we have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride of block-placin fun and crazy adventures!

we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and villagers breakdancin like theres no tomorrow. plus, our community is so welcoming that even if u cant get ur block on, u’ll still feel right at home.

join now and see for urself why our server is the talk of the town. who needs to quantify incidence and prevalence when u can just have a blast playin minecraft with us? come on in, the water’s fine!

StrikeCraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchantments Applied:	141
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	27
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Brand new server. We do PvP arenas and creations. WE BAN GRIEFERS. All mods and admins are nice. Check us out! Plenty of room.

198.12.123.116

Crafty SMP

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Join our Vanilla 1.20 SMP server with quality-of-life improvements, play alongside the community, and dive into weekly events.

smp.crafty.gg

GermanysBaugrube

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Towns Built:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	9595	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Hi users, our server is a free2build server, so you can build what ever you want and where you want, but not too close to ohter players. We have funny and nice members and also a great team, which want to welcome you on our server. Remind: We are a german server, but the most of our community can also speak (write) english.

See ya online!

minecraftgb.de

TaipCraft

Earth, Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8867
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Welcome to TaipCraft! —————————————————————– On TaipCraft you can build, explore and make friends! —————————————————————– If you’re not into such things you can also fight in wars! —————————————————————– The map is a 1:924 scale and works on any version! —————————————————————– https://discord.gg/zpmKRUbWZz —————————————————————–

taipcraftearth.lol:9026

Soho-Craft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	124
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

85.236.101.238:26465 Griefing/raiding is allowed Tnt is on Fire spread is on Lava is on Water is on Join now for a unqie hardcore gaming experience like no other!

Factions Anticheat logblock Permissions Group manager and much more

85.236.101.238:26465

LeafkingsServer

Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Emeralds Found:	2163	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	New Chunks Explored:	565573

Welcome to our Minecraft server, crafted on Fabric and running the latest 1.20.4 version, focusing on an enhanced survival mode experience. Our community is intimate, welcoming players to join our adventures. Ready to join? Simply download the client and embark on your Minecraft journey with us. We’re excited to see the mark you’ll leave in our world!

leafking.top

SapphireLabs

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Farms Harvested:	566
Dragon Eggs Found:	1693	Meteorites Collected:	0

A regular vanilla survival server on dedicated hardware with 24/7/365 uptime. Mobile, console, PC, whatever.

sapphirelabs.online

Seventh Sanctum PvP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	New Chunks Explored:	120381
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Seventh Sanctum PvP, Raiding, and Greifing originally Sponge Craft) -PvP – GRIEFING -RAIDING -FACTIONS -STORE come join now while all the slots are open! NEW shop NEW spawn Dedicated! Drop Party’s every Friday! 2 PvP Arenas! Free cookie Monday! (Forum up soon for donation and news) Owner: crowsplat18 Co-Owner: jakegphelps Head-Admin: KatdudeT02

69.175.46.46

The Kingdoms United Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Here at TheKingdomsUnited you will find a great all round experience. We cater for all ages and provide a stable community, in which we have many aspects to what you can do. We are capable of holding up to 500 players at any one time with little to no lag. We try to ensure that all of our players are happy, and content. Any issues or just need a helping hand no problem our active staff team are always on hand to help and assist you in whatever way they can

Here is a list of all of our Network Features.

– Server is 1.8 (Latest Minecraft Version) – Fun minigames! – Factions Server! – Prison Server! – Creative Server! – Survival Server!

mc.tkumain.co.uk

ChronosPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

This server entails huge raids and pvp battles at times reaching 50v50 nation pvp battles with a large nethpot community. THis is simply the best raiding pvp server available.

play.chronospvp.net

SkyrimCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

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The Skyrim Minecraft Server.

Features spells, shouts, and a entirely custom Skyrim map.

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skyrim-mc.net

Elysium Network

Anarchy, OneBlock, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Elysium Network is a server for the Russian-speaking audience and the Minecraft game, and it is also a server on which you can choose 3 modes, but the one you want to play is anarchy, Vanilla+ and OneBlock.

Here you can: 1.Find friends 2.Make your own city 3. Create your own tree 4. Declaring war on other villages 5. Assemble a team

Come visit us and Survive!

You can see information about the server on our discord channel:

╰⊰⟡⊱🧭информация⊰⟡

Elysium.20tps.fun:25577

Pearlmc

PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	160
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Runes Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0

Pearlmc is a graylist, anticheat, survival server that offers balance between fun and challenging play. It has four worlds: Lokai, Dasmir, Essalo, and Ateph. Lokai offers a “normal” overworld experience with a spawn town and land protections. Dasmir offers a self-paced nether experience, also with land protection available. Essalo provides an endworld experience with increased difficulty and enforced PvP. Ateph is a custom-generated novelty world that offers a sub-hardcore atmosphere.

play.pearlmc.net

Draco MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

This is 24/7 online server where you guys can cross-play between Minecraft Java and pocket edition . This is Deadliest server and here many players play

www.dracomc.us.to:47373

St0rm.net MC Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Server is up 24/7. All staff and users are friendly. We have staff places available for active users. Come and join, experience pleasure gaming! We welcome beginners and will guide them along their minecraft experience!

mc.st0rm.net