Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Dimension Hops:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Star Shards Collected:	207	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

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Avea

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	New Chunks Explored:	717030

Server for the land of Avea. Builders, battlers, explorers are all welcome to wander and settle the lands!

Regioning, economy, PvP, mythic mobs are all available on this server! Dedicated players welcome!

avea.mcpro.io

The CityPrison Network

Factions, Hardcore, Prison, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

CityPrison is the #1 Non-Op minecraft Prison server.

We’ve been open for over FIVE years (5) Yes, FIVE years. Amazing huh?

With over 30 ranks and an amazing non-op system fair ranks and a fair to play non-op environment we are THE #1 MINECRAFT PRISON SERVER AROUND!

We are one of the OLDEST minecraft prisons server, featuring content like no other in the minecraft prison server community, let alone the non-op community. We pride ourselves on running the best minecraft prison server, and we hope you join us.

IP: Server.cityprison.net Website: https://cityprison.net Forums: https://forums.cityprison.net TeamSpeak: TS.cityprison.net So what are you waiting for? Join up inmate 🙂

server.cityprison.net

Vertex

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Crops Grown:	9347	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Welcome to one of the far niche corners of the internet. I invite you to explore a little. Whether you’re into building or warfare, I’m optimistic we can find a cocktail of experiences for you.

play.vertexmc.org

Insane Crafters

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	415	Mines Excavated:	1139
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Insane Crafters is a Friendly Minecraft game server where people can come and play Minecraft the way it was intended to be played.

s48.csrv.pl:60161

The OrchardMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

The OrchardMC! A Unique Minecraft Fantasy Survival Server

Welcome to The OrchardMC! The fastest-growing Minecraft fantasy SMP in 2024! What makes us stand out from the rest of the Minecraft community?

Limited Top Rank Trial – That’s right when you log onto the server, you can run /freerank and claim our 2nd-Top Rank for absolutely FREE. This rank comes with unique perks and permissions that you’ll love while playing on the server!

Server IP: play.theorchardmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/RczKCGUvDs

play.theorchardmc.com

CastleCrafters

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2818
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

24/7 server its dedicated and wont go on anytime soon.We are starting out and we are looking for mod worthy people.We have mcmmo,factions and magic we have shops and we are open to all ideas the current mods do no abuse if they ever do post on the fourm.We only have one donator rank right now called Knight.We also have bas spleef a spleef game hosted by mods its very fun you play spleef with bows.

CastleCrafters.net

ProBloxWorld

Bedwars, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8055
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Zombie Dances:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

ProBloxWorld is a server featuring LifeSteal, Survival, Bedwars and SkyWars.—————————————––———ProBloxWorld———————-Just for Fun——————-

probloxworld.com

StrikeCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Brand new server. We do PvP arenas and creations. WE BAN GRIEFERS. All mods and admins are nice. Check us out! Plenty of room.

198.12.123.116

Crafty SMP

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Emeralds Found:	994	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Join our Vanilla 1.20 SMP server with quality-of-life improvements, play alongside the community, and dive into weekly events.

smp.crafty.gg

GermanysBaugrube

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ores Mined:	1187	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Hi users, our server is a free2build server, so you can build what ever you want and where you want, but not too close to ohter players. We have funny and nice members and also a great team, which want to welcome you on our server. Remind: We are a german server, but the most of our community can also speak (write) english.

See ya online!

minecraftgb.de

TaipCraft

Earth, Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Dimension Hops:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Welcome to TaipCraft! —————————————————————– On TaipCraft you can build, explore and make friends! —————————————————————– If you’re not into such things you can also fight in wars! —————————————————————– The map is a 1:924 scale and works on any version! —————————————————————– https://discord.gg/zpmKRUbWZz —————————————————————–

taipcraftearth.lol:9026

Soho-Craft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

85.236.101.238:26465 Griefing/raiding is allowed Tnt is on Fire spread is on Lava is on Water is on Join now for a unqie hardcore gaming experience like no other!

Factions Anticheat logblock Permissions Group manager and much more

85.236.101.238:26465

LeafkingsServer

Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Enchantments Applied:	205	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Emeralds Found:	2609
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, crafted on Fabric and running the latest 1.20.4 version, focusing on an enhanced survival mode experience. Our community is intimate, welcoming players to join our adventures. Ready to join? Simply download the client and embark on your Minecraft journey with us. We’re excited to see the mark you’ll leave in our world!

leafking.top

SapphireLabs

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	999941	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

A regular vanilla survival server on dedicated hardware with 24/7/365 uptime. Mobile, console, PC, whatever.

sapphirelabs.online

Seventh Sanctum PvP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Seventh Sanctum PvP, Raiding, and Greifing originally Sponge Craft) -PvP – GRIEFING -RAIDING -FACTIONS -STORE come join now while all the slots are open! NEW shop NEW spawn Dedicated! Drop Party’s every Friday! 2 PvP Arenas! Free cookie Monday! (Forum up soon for donation and news) Owner: crowsplat18 Co-Owner: jakegphelps Head-Admin: KatdudeT02

69.175.46.46