Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

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HOPE MC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1355	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Join HOPE MC, the Indian hardcore Minecraft server where true warriors thrive. In this challenging and intense survival experience, test your skills and determination against daunting odds. With limited resources and the threat of permadeath, every decision matters. Immerse yourself in an Indian-themed world, exploring vibrant landscapes and uncovering ancient secrets. Connect with a community of like-minded players, engaging in thrilling PvP battles and participating in exciting events. Prove your mettle and become a legend in the Indian gaming community. Will you rise to the challenge or crumble under the pressure? The choice is yours on HOPE MC, where hardcore survival reaches new heights. What is the server IP for Hope Mc? The IP address for Hope Mc is hope.pocketmc.net.And the port for bedrock edition is 25167.You can use this IP Address to start playing on the Hope Mc Minecraft Server now. This is the most recent, accurate, and working IP Address you will find as of 2024.

hope.pocketmc.net:25167

WaterFunNetWork

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Crops Grown:	9880	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5008
Villages Defended:	5	Emeralds Found:	9982

WaterFunNetWork is best Network with low ping gamemode pvp,boxpvp, Lifesteal other soon join now⭐

waterfunnetwork.playmc.be

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Star Shards Collected:	123	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

literalvanilla.gravelhost.com:50001

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

104.128.55.16:25578

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1014
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Emeralds Found:	7495
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	6493	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

104.234.220.50:25728

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	277	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

emerald-free.falixserver.net:56033

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Star Shards Collected:	236
Farms Harvested:	614	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

minimc.mc.gg:34838

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	15	Potions Brewed:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

zombieescape.net

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Villages Defended:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

soulsteal.xyz

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9864
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	New Chunks Explored:	746181
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

mc.Reborn-Age.it

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	4996	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

terrylovers.hopto.org

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	286
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	878
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com