Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the backup dancers.

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Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

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MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	649879
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Ores Mined:	4330	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Towns Built:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Animals Bred:	46
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Votes:	732
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2636
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Astral Projections Made:	2

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Magic Items Found:	4043
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Runes Activated:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Animals Bred:	45	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	25

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Buildings Constructed:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com