Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

anticlimactic, Crafty, Disappointment, disappointments, disapproval, disconcerting, discontent, discouraging, Disenchanted, disheartening, disillusioning, dismay, dispiriting, Edition, Failure, frustrating, let down, letdown, lolz, Massive, underwhelming, unfulfilling, unsatisfactory, upsetting

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/400	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the backup dancers.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/600	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/800	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Items Found:	7100

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/300	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Potions Brewed:	130

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/600	Votes:	8721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	1870
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Star Shards Collected:	69	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/800	Votes:	1403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/300	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Potions Brewed:	176
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/200	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/600	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6591	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/500	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Dimension Hops:	3	Votes:	3324
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/700	Votes:	2968
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Star Shards Collected:	84
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/900	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	747	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Crops Grown:	4426
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/700	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	New Chunks Explored:	647199
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Animals Bred:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/500	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	59
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	5811	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/500	Votes:	9868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Void Gems Collected:	20

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/100	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1578

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs