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Players:	94/700	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	178911	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

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Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Emeralds Found:	7426
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Love Letters Sent:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Void Armor Forged:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3283
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Votes:	6346
Alien Abductions:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchantments Applied:	107	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	5888	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5340
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8805
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Animals Bred:	143	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

play.yomnetwork.ca