Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

New Minecraft Servers

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Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the backup dancers.

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Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

pvp.mystiverse.net

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	New Chunks Explored:	663969
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

oyna.dunyamc.com.tr

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Buildings Constructed:	33
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

xfirebox.minehut.gg

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Crops Grown:	3458
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Astral Projections Made:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

org.slimesmp.com

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3115
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Emeralds Found:	7834
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2354
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Animals Bred:	85
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	4734
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Void Armor Forged:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

massivecraft.com

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ores Mined:	2480	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Void Gems Collected:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Villages Defended:	6

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

opwarfare.secure.pebble.host

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1942	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Votes:	9788
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

149.56.78.223:1722

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Villages Defended:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

play.sunworld.fun

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	112	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

play.omegaminecraft.com

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ores Mined:	8758
Love Letters Sent:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Votes:	315	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

mc.bluerp.ro

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9452
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Gods Slained:	0

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

BroKits.minehut.gg

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

LifeStealSMP.org

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com