Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magic Items Found:	7106
Void Gems Collected:	36	Villages Defended:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

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GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

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SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

mso.bycraft.net

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	98
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

hugeboxes.minehut.gg

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Buildings Constructed:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Meteorites Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9826
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

game.minerefuge.com