Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	97	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Farms Harvested:	355
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

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EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

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Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2329
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	95
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7144
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Star Shards Collected:	152	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Emeralds Found:	8760	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	42	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Void Gems Collected:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Villages Defended:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Holy Grails Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	706	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchantments Applied:	298
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magic Items Found:	7607
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8976
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Secret Passages Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3497
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Secret Passages Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6852
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Emeralds Found:	4967
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magic Items Found:	1052
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	421	Animals Bred:	80
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net