Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8750
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6141	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

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BoxxyNetwork

FTB, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

BoxxyNetwork Who and what are we?We are a fairly new and recent modded minecraft server network, we host several modded minecraft servers and offer everyone support to enjoy a full modded experience. We strive to have stable and fast servers so there is no lag and a chill atmosphere.If you want to have a fun and interesting modded minecraft experience, join one of our servers and jump on discord to say hello! You can find all our servers on the website or on discord!Hope to see you soon 😉

nohub.boxxynetwork.eu

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

mc.vexstria.pro:25617

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

play.dotarch.co

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5153
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Secret Passages Found:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

play.xcraft.my

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Crops Grown:	8987	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

risingdragon.icu

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Star Shards Collected:	117	Mines Excavated:	4105
Divine Spears Created:	26	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Magic Items Found:	5662
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

wbsmp.pitchfork.studio

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

mc.dragonsoul.biz

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

play.aslanmc.com

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

mc.snowdensmp.com

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchantments Applied:	203

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

play.sgcnet.xyz

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

play.detox.network:25575

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Towns Built:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Votes:	1305

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

199.127.63.45:25756

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

mc.hyrulegaminggroup.com

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

annwnrp.net