Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

New Minecraft Servers

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Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6864
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Items Found:	6549
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

wbsmp.pitchfork.studio

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2429	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

mc.dragonsoul.biz

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Runes Activated:	0

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1154	New Chunks Explored:	978604
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

play.aslanmc.com

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Crops Grown:	8799	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

mc.snowdensmp.com

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magic Items Found:	4895	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

play.sgcnet.xyz

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	373

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

play.detox.network:25575

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

199.127.63.45:25756

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

mc.hyrulegaminggroup.com

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	271
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

annwnrp.net

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Void Armor Forged:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

us.mineplex.com

dungeon craft survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dragons Tamed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

dungeoncraftmc.feathermc.gg

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

play.eradox.net

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Love Letters Sent:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Holy Grails Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

play.hurricanemc.com

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5

play.blizzardmc.xyz