Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

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Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mines Excavated:	4141
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Emeralds Found:	4964	Divine Spears Created:	18

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Divine Spears Created:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6679	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ores Mined:	3925	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

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Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3969
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Holy Grails Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2485	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	269
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Alien Abductions:	3

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br