Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1574	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

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The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Love Letters Sent:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

theuniverse.network

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mines Excavated:	2476
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Farms Harvested:	561	Zombie Dances:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Endless Night Skies:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

join.mineseed.org

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6031
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	252	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Animals Bred:	94
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Farms Harvested:	120
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

medieval-vanilla.com

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4224	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Love Letters Sent:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

org.mineraze.net

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Villages Defended:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

mc.gladmc.com

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	170	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dimension Hops:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Star Shards Collected:	186
Potions Brewed:	61	Chimeras Created:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Buildings Constructed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	188
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mines Excavated:	4013	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Crops Grown:	7300
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu