Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

New Minecraft Servers

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AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9956
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dimension Hops:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Emeralds Found:	2424	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Love Letters Sent:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Buildings Constructed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Towns Built:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Farms Harvested:	522
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7496
Chimeras Created:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6071
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	9781	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Crops Grown:	8761	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mines Excavated:	1620
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Animals Bred:	44
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Divine Spears Created:	27
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7834
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	1308

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	399	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Magic Items Found:	5206	Dragon Eggs Found:	1263
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com