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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

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FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Void Gems Collected:	28
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mines Excavated:	1319	Love Letters Sent:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Buildings Constructed:	10

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	233
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Potions Brewed:	60
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchantments Applied:	144
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Emeralds Found:	7786	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5315
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2559	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Potions Brewed:	92
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Meteorites Collected:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1075
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchantments Applied:	214

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	205
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Votes:	5765	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5656
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Animals Bred:	40
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net