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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Buildings Constructed:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Zombie Dances:	8

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Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Farms Harvested:	884
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1080	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

billionaire.city

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6355	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

51.83.236.62:25655

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9695
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Void Gems Collected:	39
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

play.comfymc.net

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4394
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ores Mined:	6324
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

173.214.175.34

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ores Mined:	613	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

mc.spinalcraft.com

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
New Chunks Explored:	774165	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Zombie Dances:	4

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

mc.keinett.us

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

mc.faizsmp.my.id:5006

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ores Mined:	2744	Towns Built:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

play.arbormc.co

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	117	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

play.phantasymc.com

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Love Letters Sent:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

play.terramc.io

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	686
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Enchantments Applied:	66
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	New Chunks Explored:	554270
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Towns Built:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

cosmicx.net

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7172	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

oneplanet.ender-zone.com

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8513
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

playteawbeta.apexmc.co:25726

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mines Excavated:	4357	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Animals Bred:	199

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

mc.forestsurvival.co.uk

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magic Items Found:	4021
Dragon Eggs Found:	7029	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

mc.emeraldearth.us